Can we ship Courtney Love to the sun?
For those who are close friends of mine, you all know my infatuation with the late grunge band of the nineties, Nirvana. Ring a bell? Three hints: “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, goofy bassist, and a shotgun blast heard around the world? Still kind of lost? Hopefully not.
In a move that’s “so Courtney Love”, the ex-grunge queen has officially signed off her papers to hell. If you thought seeing Kurt Cobain on lunch boxes was bad, well, prepare to see him everywhere… that is if you’re walking next to the right person.
Soon, Converse will be releasing shoes based on the late Nirvana frontman, Kurt Cobain. Yes folks, you heard it right, shoes. Soon everyone can wear the same Converse All Stars that their legend used to wear… even up until his death.
To further pay tribute to the late singer, three of the Converse shoes that Cobain was often seen wearing will be reflected in the new collection which includes versions of Chuck Taylor All Star, Jack Purcell and One Star shoes. To make the collection even more unique, they’ll have wear and fray detailing and Kurt Cobain’s signature subtly embroidered on the shoe’s outer.
[The Internet Nirvana Fan Club]
There will be several different styles, all geared towards the company’s 100th Anniversary celebration. Pictures of the shoes are available here. It’s sickening because not only is this product just pandering the name of a band that was absolutely against this, but one of the shoes’ artwork is even culled straight from Cobain’s journals. What gives?
Well, let’s see… Love’s career hasn’t had a hit since 1998’s Celebrity Skin, she’s failed at any success with her solo work, and since then there’s been a Nirvana release every November. It’s good to know those late night televised strip shows and raping her own husband’s name is keeping the drug money.. err.. rehab bills.. err.. child support… err.. whatever she doesn’t need coming. Oh and to top it all off, she’s still trying to find someone for that big budget, third Nirvana picture, still on the horizon.
So, read the title… can we?
Check Out:
Nirvana - “Serve the Servants”
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Courtney Love can fucking rot in hell. SHE FUCKING KILLED KURT COBAIN. The detectives on the case even said it was almost impossible for it to be suicide. SHE KILLED HIM AND IS NOW REAPING THE BENEFITS
I SAY WE TORTURE THE LITTLE BITCH AND LAY HER UPON SATINS DOORSTEP
Just for fun, with minor alterations:
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain’s wife, right here tonight. I want her brought from her happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want her brought right here, with a big ribbon on her head, and I want to look her straight in the eye and I want to tell her what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit she is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol?
you’ve got to be shitting me. this makes me sick.
Ooh, that is a powerful, naughty word. But, oh so correctly placed here, I might have to say.
Fucking hate Courntey Love. A true CUNT and I hate that word.
Jun 19th, 2009 at 6:20 am
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Jun 18th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
[...] 11th year of not doing anything relevant, Courtney Love plans to regroup Hole. Yes, after milking the Nirvana franchise for all its worth, releasing solo albums to empty fanbases, publishing diaries everyone would rather keep hidden, and [...]