Beware, the only redeeming quality of The Killers recently unveiled take on Bright Eyes‘ Cassadaga number “Four Winds” is the fact that it gets Bright Eyes back into headlines – something rare these days considering Mr. Oberst’s other ventures.

Aside from this, the rendition, which will reportedly appear on the upcoming Spaceman EP due out April 14th, is nothing less than a train wreck. In fact, I think I’d listen to Miley Cyrus on a loop then actually suffer from Brandon Flowers and Co. turning the brilliant alt-country feel of “Four Winds” into a giant, synthesized, electrified clusterfuck. Pardon my language, but that’s the only way I can truly describe the three minutes and 51 seconds of “music”. If you’re brave enough to give it a listen, or have absolutely nothing else to do with your life this very second, then check it out below…

Spaceman EP Tracklist:
01. Spaceman (Album Version)
02. Four Winds
03. Tidal Wave
04. Spaceman (Closed Caption)

The Killers 2009 Tour Dates:
03/28 – Sydney, AU @ V Festival
03/29 – Queensland, AU @ V Festival
04/04 – Melbourne, AU @ V Festival
04/05 – Perth, AU @ V Festival
04/16 – Phoenix, AZ @ Dodge Theatre
04/17 – Las Vegas, NV @ The Joint
04/18 – Indio, CA @ Coachella Music Festival
04/19 – San Jose, CA @ San Jose Event Center
04/22 – Seattle, WA @ Wamu Theatre
04/23 – Victoria, BC @ Save on Foods Memorial Centre
04/24 – Vancouver, BC @ UBC Thunderbird Arena
04/26 – Calgary, AB @ Pengrowth Saddledome
04/27 – Edmonton, AB @ Rexall Place
04/30 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Eagles Club
05/01 – Indianapolis, IN @ Murat Theatre
05/02 – Bonner Sprngs, KS @ Capital Federal Park
05/04 – St. Louis, MO @ Fox Theatre
05/05 – Columbus, OH @ Lifestyle Communities Pavilion
05/06 – Cleveland, OH @ Time Warner Cable Amphitheatre
05/08 – Camden, NK @ Susquehanna Bank Center
05/09 – Ucansville, CT @ Mohegan Sun Arena
05/29 – Amsterdam, NL @ Heineken Music Hall
05/30 – Landgraaf, NL @ Pinkpop Festival
05/31 – Hamburg, DE @ Colorline Arena
06/05 – Nurburg, DE @ Rock am Ring
06/06 – Nurnberg, DE @ Rock im Park
06/07 – Ljubljana, SI @ Hippodrome Stozice
06/08 – Verona, IT @ Verona Arena
06/23 – Arendal, NO @ Hove Festival
06/28 – Athens, GR @ Rockwave Festival
07/01 – Bucharest, RO @ B’estfest
07/08 – Hultsfred, SE @ Hultsfred Festival
07/11 – Kinross, IE @ T in the Park
07/12 – Naas, IE @ Oxegen
07/14 – Rome, IT @ RomaRock
07/16 – Carhaix, FR @ Festival Les Vieilles Charrues
07/18 – Lisbon, PT @ Super Bock Super Rock
07/19 – Benicassim, ES @ Benicassim Festival
08/07-09 – Chicago, IL @ Lollapalooza
08/22 – Hylands Park, UK @ V Festival
08/23 – Weston Park, UK @ V Festival
09/28 – Phoenix, AZ @ Dodge Theater