Open Thread: Outside Lands

Open Thread: Outside Lands

On Monday, San Francisco’s Outside Lands Music Festival will drop its 2009 lineup. Until then, the festival’s Ranger Dave, aka Twitter, be teasing us with “hints” pertaining to this year’s lineup. So, we figured now would be an appropriate to time open things up, take a stab at these hints (see our thoughts in red), and provide you an area to voice your hopes and predictions.

As it stands now, Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews Band, and Beastie Boys look to be this year’s headliners, while The Mars Volta, TV on the Radio, and Midnite are three names currently independently confirmed.

Now, onto the hints…

  • “Ranger Dave’s ears are burning”
  • “Ranger Dave may ask you for a light and leak a juicy lineup on you”
  • “Ranger Dave is doing his AM flexes” = The Morning Benders
  • “Ranger Dave wishes this bird could fly” = The Dodos
  • “Ranger Dave is a well-toned accident”
  • “Ranger Dave is researching planetary wattage at the California Academy of Sciences” = The Mars Volta
  • “Ranger Dave loves his pussycat Delilah”
  • “Although the mustache never moves, Ranger Dave is always dancing on the inside”
  • “Ranger Dave likes it dirty with handcuffs” = Kinky
  • “Ranger Dave loves old Chuck Norris movies” = M.I.A. (Missing in Action)
  • “Ranger Dave has finally awoke from a slumber to sunshine and morning dew” = Why? (Notice the album cover)
  • “Ranger Dave can sometimes be painful and illegitimate” = Heartless Bastards
  • “Ranger Dave misses his St. Croix roots” = Midnite
  • “Ranger Dave is a child of the 70’s” = Cold War Kids
  • “Ranger Dave is daydreaming of Chincoteague”
  • “Despite his name, Ranger Dave is alive and well as a forecaster” = The Dead Weather
  • “Ranger Dave will show you how to march” = Dave Matthews Band?
  • “Ranger Dave needs to clean out his earwax” = Q-Tip/The Roots
  • “Ranger Dave is having beers at the Park Chalet” = The Mermen
  • “Ranger Dave says hold onto your wallets folks, these bandits are gonna steal the show” = Gogol Bordello
  • “Ranger Dave is dodging the tucson tumbleweeds” = Calexico
  • “Ranger Dave has the creeping suspicion that things are not as they seem” = Dave Matthews Band?
  • “Ranger Dave drives an el camino in the west” = Grandady/Jason Lytle
  • “Ranger Dave flies planes with his eyes closed” = Blind Pilot
  • “Ranger Dave says there is no camping in Golden Gate Park”
  • “Ranger Dave’s iphone is charging on his clock radio. Good night” = Apples in Stereo
  • Ranger Dave is drinking blue bottle coffee to start his sunday morning”
  • Ranger Dave is reading the Fremont Argus” = Ween?
  • “Ranger Dave thinks that woolly mammoths have habited the outside lands in the past” = Matsodon
  • “Ranger Dave just twisted his ankle in Speedway Meadow”
  • Ranger Dave is a fan of Robert De Niro”
  • Ranger Dave spent time in the redwoods studying banana slugs”
  • “Ranger Dave is thinking about tire country”
  • “Ranger Dave remembers the Justice League on Divisadero”
  • “Ranger Dave has eliminated all Aedes mosquitos from Stow Lake”

Hat tip to the Coachella Boarders, the Lolla Boarders and Ants Marching

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36 Responses to “Open Thread: Outside Lands”

  1. This looks cool so far, what’s up people?
    If there are any real people here looking to network, leave me a post.
    Oh, and yes I’m a real person LOL.

    Later,

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  3. I’m the only one in this world. Can please someone join me in this life? Or maybe death…

  4. Please explain…

  5. garpo, i think you made a mistake on that one…

  6. Does anyone know what time the official lineup will be posted 2mrw?

  7. Got beaten twice this year by “Big Ten Basketball” - The Spartans

    GO GREEN!

  8. “Big 12 Basketball”- The Jayhawks

  9. Check out SFGate.com right now. They are running an Outside Lands ad early. Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews, Beastie Boys, Modest Mouse, Ween, Mars Volta, Black Eyed Peas, Jason Mraz, M.I.A, Thievery Corporation

  10. Camper Van Beethoven has to be the most famous Santa Cruz band, right?

  11. Another notable Santa Cruz band is Comets on Fire, but they’re sort of on hiatus at the moment, so who knows… they played the Sup Pop festival last summer though.

  12. Ranger Dave thinks that woolly mammoths have habited the outside lands in the past. - Widespread Panic

  13. Ranger Dave spent time in the redwoods studying banana slugs.

    Banana slugs = santa cruz.

    Famous alumni singers - Brett Dennen (more likely) or Dead Kennedys (Jello Biafra)

  14. “Ranger Dave’s ears are burning” - Whitest Boy Alive?

  15. I’m telling you guys, children of the 70s is Mike Watt, possibly with Ed. The Cold War lasted from the 40s to the 90s.

    And how many times do we have to guess Tom Jones? Dallas69’s needs more attention…

  16. Ranger Dave is a fan of Robert De Niro. = Deerhunter

  17. The fact that you added “Lolla Boarders” to the hat tip mention makes me very happy.

  18. or Decemberists “Red Right Ankle”

  19. Ranger Dave just twisted his ankle in Speedway Meadow. = “Ankle Injuries” = Fujiya & Miyagi

  20. “Ranger Dave says hold onto your wallets folks, these bandits are gonna steal the show”

    Thievery Corporation?

    “Ranger Dave loves his pussycat Delilah”

    Tom Jones? haha

  21. Ranger Dave thinks that woolly mammoths have habited the outside lands in the past. = Mastodon

  22. “Ranger Dave has the creeping suspicion that things are not as they seem” = DMB

    this is a lyric straight from “the stone”

    “Ranger Dave will show you how to march” = The Walkmen

  23. Good guesses everyone. Updated with the most recent hints.

  24. “Ranger Dave says hold onto your wallets folks, these bandits are gonna steal the show” = gogol bordello

    although the bandit link is there, thievery has never been known to steal a show….gogol has.

  25. Ranger Dave is reading the Fremont Argus. = WEEN

  26. “Ranger Dave flies planes with his eyes closed”- Blind Pilot

  27. dallas69 nailed it. Tom Jones has a song called “Delilah” and, of course, the famous “What’s New, Pussycat?”

    Also, I’m willing to bet a large sum of money that the Child of the 70s clue is a reference to Mike Watt/Eddie Vedder’s colab Against the Seventies (”speaking as a child of the 70s”). Could mean the new Mike Watt project and/or Eddie’s solo project.

  28. “Ranger Dave loves his pussycat Delilah” - Plain White T’s

  29. El Camino in the WEST!!!! THATS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE JASON LYTLE FROM GRANDADDY

  30. “Ranger Dave says hold onto your wallets folks, these bandits are gonna steal the show” - RX bandits

    That’s what I think.
    Theivery Corporation could work too.

  31. “ranger dave flies planes with his eyes closed.”
    An appearance by blind pilot from Portland maybe? Perhaps they’ll park their bikes in SFBC bike valet.

  32. ears are burning - The Flaming Lips
    ask you for a light - The Matches
    AM flexes - The Morning Benders
    wishes this bird could fly - The Dodos
    well-toned accident - The Polyphonic Spree
    planetary wattage - The Mars Volta
    pussycat Delilah - Tom Jones
    mustache never moves, dancing on the inside - The Hold Steady
    dirty with handcuffs - Kinky
    old Chuck Norris movies - M.I.A.
    awoke from a slumber to sunshine and morning dew - The Dead/Ratdog
    sometimes be painful and illegitimate - Heartless Bastards
    misses his St. Croix roots - Midnite
    child of the 70’s - Cold War Kids
    daydreaming of Chincoteague - Band of Horses
    alive and well as a forecaster - The Dead Weather
    show you how to march - The Walkmen
    clean out his earwax - Q-Tip
    having beers at the Park Chalet - Mermen
    these bandits are gonna steal the show - Thievery Corporation
    dodging the tucson tumbleweeds - Calexico
    the creeping suspicion that things are not as they seem - Dave Matthews Band
    drives an el camino in the west - Grandaddy

  33. “Ranger Dave is daydreaming of Chincoteague” - Why?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alopecia_why.jpg

  34. bandits: company of thieves

  35. “Ranger Dave says hold onto your wallets folks, these bandits are gonna steal the show” - RX bandits?

  36. “Ranger Dave’s ears are burning” = Flaming Lips?
    maybe?

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