Album Review: 311 - Uplifter
If you’re going to call your latest album the heaviest of your career, you’d better deliver. For the Omaha born, LA - bred group, 311, that’s exactly what they called their ninth studio release, Uplifter. Though, come to think of it, you’d have to think pretty hard about what the band’s definition of heavy actually is: More straight head rock riffs? Check. An obvious capitalization on the current trend of indie rock? Check. Futile attempts in trying to emulate a Jamaican accent to match their affection for reggae? Well…..
To be fair, the quintet has always paid proper homage to reggae, dub and even hip-hop, managing not to butcher the latter - unlike many of the bands that emerged during the nu-metal era. Well, maybe not. 311’s signature trademark is merging various musical genres and Uplifter signifies probably their best attempt in doing so. With the assistance of super-producer Bob Rock (Metallica, Simple Plan), the band has entered into the alternative rock forum, via a quick detour into Sublime’s laid back So Cal vibe, matching rock riffs with a sunny - and sometimes expressionless - disposition.
So while tracks like “Too Much Too Fast”, with its infectious, indie demeanor and harmonious vocals, are immediately catchy, the delivery of Nick Hexum’s vocals falls somewhat flat. When he croons, “I got so much love to give,” it’s as if he doesn’t really give a damn. It’s a shame, too. Hexum still carries a good melody and has certainly improved since their major label debut, 1993’s Music, but his expressionless delivery hinders the band tenfold.
Speaking of lyrical content, don’t look for any insightful wisdom here. On the album’s first single, the admittedly catchy ”Hey You”, SA Martinez delivers some real lack luster lyrics (”I’ve got one wish for this music/To be an uplift and I need an uplift to deal”) that smell of cheap, week old cheese. Then again, how important are lyrics in this genre, or even this modern day age of Britney Spears and Lady Ga Ga? In comparison to that schlock, this is pure poetry.
There are times the genre blending works and times that it sounds too clunky and disorganized. Though when it works, it really works. On “I Like the Way”, the seamless merge of funky rhythm sections and electro-blast rap choruses is excellent, and the same can be said for the sexy ska groove going on within “My Heart Sings.” The blend is smooth.
The problem here is that there’s too much going on. Glimpses of genius are muddled with disorganized composition. A good example of this is on the track, “Get Down”, which sports an excellent bass line that’s soon layered with acoustic jazz-lite melodies and a swelling, ill-fitting chorus that’s much too upbeat. Then there’s the rapping, which comes off as either forced or just downright horrible. Individually these parts may have seemed like a good idea, but together, it’s just a shoddy mixed bag.
Greatness doesn’t always come in parts, however. There are a couple gems here. “India Ink”, most likely the band’s next single, is a memorable anthem that’s tight, light and reminiscent of their earlier work. In fact, it’s just the type of single to keep their fans happy and humble, and really, that’s all that matters for 311 at this point. In some respects, their fan base should be applauded, as they’ve kept the ’90s artifact relevant in the game of pop-rock. Though if the band keeps pumping out releases like Uplifter, the fans might not keep up their end of the “deal.”
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You fucking idiots have been arguing on a 311 message board for almost a full year?? BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA….captain asshole indeed, Get a job you fucking clowns.
First off, nice emoticon faggot. You pathetic loser. Do you honestly think your hot shit or something? There is nothing else I can possibly say about 311 anymore.
Not that it was my actual intentions when this first started off, but let’s be honest, I’ve burned the absolute fuck out of every single one of you dickheads and your frosted tips. I really just have nothing to say anymore. And to be honest, you have nothing to say anymore either. Did you happen to read the last post you just wrote? You think that even phased me? Please kid, pull your head out of your Junco’s.
My apologies for actually just trying to end this lame-ass squabbling that’s been going on for the past 8 months — it stopped being funny or entertaining back in August, looks like you just got the memo you little fucking douchebag.
And enough with this “predicatable” shit. You want predictable? Well here’s a tip maaaaan: Buy the next 311 album that comes out. I guarantee it will sound exactly like the same 311 that I heard 15 years ago when I was starting to grow pubes and I thought rollerblading was the shit. You worthless clown.
Wow..Im done with this post, but I’ll say this in closing to Capt Asshole:
Yep..the action of being predictable came true my fine digital frined.
You responded with the only smidgeon of decency in words that you have ever posted by saying ” Im only retaliating back bc someone called me out”… That statement alone shows that you are ultimately the “huge pussy” and clearly but childishly resort to tearing people down about a band that they enjoy and has been around for 2 decades… Take a few seconds to think about that staement…
Man u are sad..
Here’s a tip man: before you go ripping on a band on a album review site, choose intelligent words to use against the “people” u want to tear down to build up your self esteem..
Words like “sha right” “bra” and the rest of your lame vocabulary and that of the like, are likely ones of someone whose life sucks and has no direction, but merely looking to bully people you cant see while hiding behind a computer at your moms house..
See ya on facebook
Captain asshole, you’re truly my hero!!! Absolutely loved the BJ comment.
And for Mike Roffman, I knew someone would enjoy the beej statement. LET ME WRITE A WEEKLY COLUMN BRA!
Guys, chill the fuck out seriously. Honestly, I could care less about 311. I think they’re huge douchebags, but feel free to listen to them all you want, I have peers who also listen to them and I’m sure I listen to some pretty shitty music that everyone else would probably make fun of…probably not though because I rule.
This was a pretty funny thing from last summer, and really, I can’t believe people are still clobbering themselves over these 311 posts. I’m only retaliating back because someone called me out, what am I just gonna bow down and die? Sha right bro.
This vernacular is not bullshit, however. And I’m not getting predictable — if you are somehow predicting what I’m going to write on these posts, then you sir are a soothsayer. And I’m not a doctor. And if you want to know the truth, if we were to have an argument like this in a bar or anywhere else in person, I would still probably have the same smarmy/assholish remarks.
Finally, to address a key argument I hear from everyone across this site…Do you honestly think I’m really gonna post my real name here? I don’t see you nutsacs throwing up your real alias. My apologies for coming up with a bit of a creative name rather than your standard, boring “Anonymous.” It’s not like I’m afraid you dingleberry’s are gonna beat me up or anything if I do post my real name. I’m more nervous you’re gonna pull some 2.0 shit on me and attack me with like some weird facebook hack or shit like that — I have no idea what you psycho’s are capable of.
CAPT ASSHOLE
Response from Anon at 2:36 am…
Isnt it funny that u talk shit to responses that you clearly know you get “pwned” on with your sad attempt at fake intellectual venacular???
I mean c’mon man u are cracking on me bc I posted a response to your pathetic bullshit responses to posts, about hating 311 so much that if you are a doctor or otherwise intellectual, its very sad that you are responding to people who actually like 311??? this my friend is a mystery..
Also, viewing the way you respond, u seem like u have a very strong but very very sad and lame attempt to retaliate on people on the “internet”..
Wow u are becoming predictable…!!!!
and yes you will be getting a blow job whilst listening to “what is love” but please dont vent your anger against 311 during the blowjob process..it might make your mom wanna quit…
HAVE A GREAT DAY ASSHOLE:)
In the meantime, I’ll be over here getting a blowjob whilst listening to “What is Love” by Haddaway.>>>>
This just brought me to tears. I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile. No, seriously, I was crying reading that response. That felt good, considering I’ve been congested lately and having sinus migraines.
Hey, maybe the Captain IS a doctor.
If 311 does play Bonnaroo, I will be there and yes, I will be heaving shit at them.
captain i’m starting to think you’re a doctor. i’ve read on here you telling many people to get some sleep. i’m starting to think you may be a doctor and you’re just having a few good seconds in between patients to rip people up. are you excepting new patients by the way? my doctor isn’t very funny or thorough the way you can be. i hope 311 doesn’t play bonnaroo or perhaps they should because i will know that it’s you chucking a load of shit from the horses outside at the band as you walk by. maybe then they could make another movie short on bonnaroo’s website like they did for the lewis black incident.
Kid, what? Regurgitating the same old horse shit? I’m pretty sure that our arguments are incredibly original and we’re using some language that you knuckleheads have never even fathomed.
Here’s a couple of things to note about this diarrhea you typed up at 2:36 am (by the way, go to bed you fucking loser)…
* First off, I have no fucking idea where you were going or what you were trying to convey in this post, from start to finish. It’s garbage. It makes no sense. And it’s about as funny as an earthquake in 2010.
* We’re not guidos, at least, I’m not a guido — no clue what Cinnamon Roll’s deal is, but I’m pretty confident he’s not from the way he comes off.
* I don’t dress or look like a woman. And your statement regarding this was one of the most paltry attempts at humor I’ve ever seen.
* That Youtube clip would’ve been sweet 6 months ago. But now that Jersey Shore has swept the nation, it’s old news. Go back to the drawing board and try again dickhead.
* You’re still using the term “PWNED.” You’re still a huge pussy.
* You still defend the shit out of 311. Again, you’re still a huge pussy.
Next time you want to take a shot at us, take a look in the mirror beforehand, and ask yourself if you really have the credentials to do so. In the meantime, I’ll be over here getting a blowjob whilst listening to “What is Love” by Haddaway.
Slut CinnaFag and Capt Masshole are just jealous because they are guido imposter wannabees that attempted to look like those NY NJ bitches that look like she males.
Hey Capt asshole does your mom know that you dress and look like a woman?
Seems that I found you and Sgt Cinnabuttfucks dick lovin crew on youtube…Check it out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8OXzKmJUVY&feature=related
Pay special attention to 1:13-1:16..That would be these two shit talking nothing better to do dick erotic loving queefs that regurgitate the same old horse shit on 311 fans bc they’re jealous that we dont listen to “what is love” by Haddaway…
By the way turn it up loud and enjoy the oompa loompa looking motherfuckers that are talking soooo much shit on 311 fans..
PWNED BITCHES….LIVE WITH IT. U LIVES ARE PATHETIC…
311 RULES
EMPIRE STATE OF MIND, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!
Who’s 311
First, I live in manhattan. Second, You’re making fun of the name I used? Your handle is Sgt Cinnamon Roll. You are a nobody. You even play second fiddle to an anonymous “captain” on a message board, so I couldn’t even imagine the depths of despair you suffer in your pathetic life. I bet it feels good to have balls on the internet, trashing people you don’t know. Acting superior. You must be such a tool in real life, that this is what you are reduced to. what happened? did some 311 fan scoop up your girl and show her a good time, while you brooded silently, hoping maybe she’d come back? and please, please stop calling my jokes shitty. You two clowns are just morons with no sense of humor trying to bully some fans of a decent band. Nobodys saying 311 is the greatest band ever. They make good, fun music that makes some people happy. And they’ve made a career of it for over 20 years. The lead singer owns a fucking island in the florida keys. What have you done lately? Borrow your mommys minivan to drive to your suburban mall to oggle the girls that laugh at you? You just need a good slap, BRAH
Empire State of Mind, you’re probably from Stamford, Patheticut or Westchester with a screen name like that. Chumps like you are a dime a dozen in both of our cities suburbs and surrounding towns. Your doppelgänger’s in Boston have screen names like “Shippin’ up to Boston” and crack equally as shitty jokes as you. You’re a disgrace to the state of NY and all of its residents.
People keep coming back to this forum to see the legions of 311 fans beg for mercy at the hands of Captain Asshole and myself . Take a look at the top right “Popular” tab. We literally took carried this thread to the top. 311 owes us for bringing this shitty album some notoriety.
brah, schwag, “get bent”? Hey Sgt. Cinnabun, where did you come from? a mall in northern massachusetts circa 1994?
hahahaha. let’s bring back brah in ‘10. what are your thoughts on “gnarly”?
Easy brah
That was a pretty good response. no sense of humor at all, i guess, but thats typical of morons, so don’t feel too bad….but just to clear a few things up: I would never steal a joke from a Seth Rogan movie- if I did steal any jokes, it was from the Golden Girls Marathon on A & E that I’ve been masturbating to for 3 days. I prefer the dry wit of Bea Arthur to the over-the-top antics of estelle getty personally. And I thought the “clam chowder as lube” portion of my joke was not only original, but kind of funny. Not laugh out loud funny, but at least worth a chuckle. I didn’t mean to offend the esthetic sensibilities of two morons who are attacking 17 year old 311 fans OVER THE INTERNET- so sorry about that, When I “come original” like you two assholes with such clever posts as you have, I’ll let you know.
I’m glad you appreciate Derek Jeters haircut. thats a very interesting point. In fact, YOU SHOULD get the cut, then go into some shithole Boston dive bar and spout 1/4 of the shit you idiots talk over the web, anonymously. I guarantee if we were standing in the same room, you would quietly stare at your shoes with your mouth shut hoping you won’t get slapped around like you did after you got raped by the football team in high school.
You’re right- I wouldn’t kill and chop you up. I would however bitchslap the smarmy little smirks I bet you have on when you flame people on the web. In fact, I would slap you until you whining and pleas for help sounded like Thom Yorke singing accapella. FInally, “schwag” and “brah”? what kind of frat boy circa 1996 shit is this? Brah? Are you going for Keaunu Reeves in Bill & Ted or Point Break. And what you refer to as schwag hasn’t been smoked by me or anyone I know since high school. I probably couldn’t afford a charter helicopter, but I can afford to put you up in Manhattan for a few weeks if you guys want to come see what a real city looks like. We can drink champagne in a hot tub filled with live doves then basically just brunch all day and listen to 311 while smoking some quality hash. Let me know! Thanks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hoooolllllyyyyyyyyy SHIT Cinnammon ROLL! That was an in-fucking-credible response and I hope this low-life Yankees fan understands the service that was just straight up SPANKED onto his smarmy, shitty joke telling, 311 defending face.
With that said, I’m not even going to defend myself on this one — I believe Cinnammon Roll’s digital shut down speaks for itself better than I could ever do, so I’m just gonna let that shit marinate for a while.
Dear Empire State of Mind,
I checked this thread for the first time and was tempted to rip on Anonymous’ post from December 10th that reads “4. Chad, Man, where do I start, u used to be the bee’s knees my man, u busted out sweet drum solos.” That post is easier to hammer fuck than your girlfriends mouth. However, since you put so much time and effort into trying to defend a bunch of deadbeat 311 fans I figured I would at least give you a response.
First of all, referencing the New York Yankees and Red Sox is not even relevant for this discussion. Captain Asshole is too busy dominating the squids who are fans of 311 and tearing your sisters tits apart to bother replying to an out of context argument on a sport as boring as baseball. Nobody gives a shit that the Yankees bought a championship. I also hope Fenway burns down and could care even less about the hammerhead fans that wear pink hats and give Boston a bad name while showing their buddies their new shamrock tattoos and praising Theo Epstein and his shitty jewish coiffe.
Furthermore, the fact that you would shave Captain Assole’s head in to a Derek Jeter fade and force him to listen to Jay-Z’s hit song is actually pretty nice of you. He could probably pipe tons of babes with a chop as fresh as Jeter’s. Keep in mind that listening to any song by Jay-Z will also be much more enjoyable than listening to any 311 song, let alone a song off Uplifter, which is one of the worst albums in the history of modern music. Point # 2 that you made was full of shitty jokes and references to genitalia that you probably stole from some shitty Seth Rogen dialogue. As 311 would say, “You gotta come original,” brah.
Lastly you don’t have the stones to kill and chop up someone and definitely cannot afford to charter a helicopter. Besides, if that did happen, you and the rest of those bozos that are reveling in 311’s piss poor sound while smoking some schwag weed will be full from the batch of man chowder that you sucked down at the tailgate beforehand.
Get bent and have a miserable New Year.
Convivially,
Sgt. Cinnamon Roll
Dear Captain Masshole,
As a result of you bullying these 311 fans, because in your dumb, chowder-soaked brain you somehow feel that you are superior to them because you prefer Thom Yorke whining like he has a cock jammed in his asstube, I hereby sentence you to the following punishments:
1) You wil be forced to have your hair cut into a Derek Jeter fade while listening to Jay-Z and Alicia Keys “Empire State of Mind” on loop.
2) I will shave my pubes into a Derek Jeter fade then fuckstart your head with my throbbing hate stick, using MANHATTAN clam chowder as lube
3) I’m not sure what a “mix” is either, but you will be forced into one.
4) Your eyes will be propped open with toothpicks and you will watch the NY YANKEES victory parade followed by the Giants robbing the Patriots of their perfect season over and over to the soundtrack of 311’s entire catalogue.
5. You will have the phrase “amber is the color of my energy” tattooed across your chest.
6. Then, for the grand finale, you will be coated in a mixture of vasaline and gasoline, strapped with explosives, lit on fire, and dropped from a helicopter over an outdoor 311 concert. halfway through the freefall you will explode, raining bbq’d meat down upon the throngs of revelers. Some dude will light his spliff with the still-smoldering remains of your empty head.
Hey Captain Masshole- how ’bout them sox? HAHAHAHAHA! GO YANKEES
First saw 311 in 1994 and was an avid fan for many years. I appreciate that they’ve stretched their career to a nearly 20-year run, but they haven’t had a great album since the blue album. They’ve certainly had their moments on each release, but the consistency’s gone. It’s easy to criticize them, but I know it’s tough to stay fresh year after year, and I credit them with at least trying in this age of pre-fab pop crap and hip-hop posturing.
The new album is not that strong. There are only a couple really good tracks. Bob Rock sucks. Bring back old-schooler Eddie Offord! He produced the first two albums. The band has never had the same feel since.
Amazing that this cd came out in June and it still gets talked about. Whether the feedback is positive or negative, it’s interesting to see how 311 can spark such a debate for so long and really push peoples buttons.
Unbelievable…The 311 of yesteryear is certainly no longer… If any member of 311 reads this, please do the following:
1. Nick, its obvious you are getting old, but dammit man grow some fucking balls and make a “rock” album.. (like u used to),
refer to anything pre soundsystem..
2. SA, SING LIKE U USED TO SING…MORE MELODY..
3. PNUT, it’s not cool to flip your “fans” off at your own shows..WTF??? Ur an asshole dude, and u fucking know it…
4. Chad, Man, where do I start, u used to be the bee’s knees my man..OCDP wasnt huge, u busted out sweet drum solos, u used to have fun while drumming, but now its Pearl sets, hunched over drumming, and dull sounding snare rolls..all about the $$$ now huh..sheesh.
5. Tim- No complaints here, except that u have had alot of influence on the overall 311 sound, and u guys should have kept Scotch..But again, whatever…
I really dont give a fuck about anyones opinion here, so go ahead and grill my response and cut me down, being a real 311 fan for close to 14 years, i have seen this once AWESOME band put out basically garbage since 2003, and keeps getting worse….
I know alot of people who feel the same way, and wont be going to Veags to support thier once beloved band…
Sincerely,
Former 311 fan…
this thread is still going? *yawns*
Seeing them in 2 days in AC, Can’t wait. Whether you like old, new, the singles or the rarities. Seeing 311 live is awesome and should be experienced by everyone once.
Great topic, let’s chat some more.
Sigh. Tragic nosedive into the earth complete.
Been a 311 fan since 1994. Seen them in concert every year since 1996. They are my favorite group, but this album just doesn’t feel right. Seeing them live is special, and every time a new album comes out I am stoked to listen to it, but damn I was skipping through the tracks, and was like ok the next one will be sweet… nope. I mean Never Ending Summer, India Ink and Time to Get Down are tight in my opinion, but I hate to say it…. 311 has gone too mainstream. The Blue album, Grassroots, and even Transistor bring me back to the good ald days, and I really hope they can pull another album off like those in the future. I still love them though. Rock on Nick
As a diehard 311 warrior since the beginning, I just can’t believe that I’m listening to the same album as some of the comments.
It’s definitely the worst album IMHO. I completely blame Bob Rock for this, because every song seems like a prepackaged product. Their style barely comes through. I still can’t listen to it. Oh yeah, and I saw it performed live, and it just reminded how far our boys have fallen. They have only disapointed me live once - the last time.
I think Uplifter is a pretty strong album. As with all 311 albums, each one has a different feel to them(Transistor was kind of dark and moody, Uplifter is just the opposite). If you’re a fan of 311 as I am you’ll find something in them all that you like. They’re just a group of friends who won’t stop rocking. No to shabby my friends, see you at the shows, mahalo.
haha this is STILL going!
i just want to say that us 311 fans get so bent out of shape about the band because we are extremely passionate about them. they happen to be one of 3 musical acts i will defend to no end, because they have something meaningful to say and i’ve seen how many lives they’ve changed. if you don’t get them, fine, no point in trying to harrass fans who obviously have invested a lot into a band who have proven to have a great deal of staying power in the industry.
First props to massek311 for taking time to really discribe Uplifter’s track individually. Thats why I love 311…every song is it’s own adventure. Don’t compare every song to another song. Second 311 LIVE if LIFE CHANGING!!! On the bad side Nick Hexum I agree has lost just alittle magic in my opinion. He really seems tired and he should be he’s been rocking the stage for a long time. I still think he has gotten better vocally but he seems less into whats going on…and thats what made me like him originally. I have faith and I already heard uplifter live and it was sick tight so rock on 311! Best band EVER!!!!
I just happened to notice it was under the “Popular” tab, and decided to check in.
why is anyone still talking about this?
Easy, J.R. Slick
I’ll always love their early stuff, blah blah blah… I’m just astonished that someone could rank this album ahead of From Chaos and the Blue Album. And what about Omaha Sessions?
after dont tread on me, which i hated, and 2 this day is the only album from 311 that i hate, i wasnt sure what 2 expect from uplifter. i must say i was plesantely suprised at how much i enjoyed this album. im so tired of lame ass people and their lame ass comments on trying to tearing this band down. no this is not there greatest album but dam i really enjoy it. “i like the way” is my new favorite 311 tune. but honestly besides “hey you” i love the entire album. and whats with every1 saying that soundsystem was there last good album..wtf!! from chaos and evolver are so dam good and evolver is so dam underrated. styles change people, stop expecting another blue album or grassroots it aint gonna happen, besides 311 tried 2 give yall another grassroots with evolver and every1 shot it down…u people are such haters. go listen 2 some emo u douchers
I have to say this album was not made to be heard on an IPod. Go see these songs preformed live and you will understand. Best 311 album to date. Cant wait to see them again.
..also if i may add. if you fools are expecting a music 2, grassroots 2, transistor 2. you will be let down. styles change.
pretty sure that alot of dedicated fans(such as myself and many others) loved this cd as much as i did. all you naysayers need to find a better way to pass your time away. instead of living the one life you have being judgemental on something you or I will never achieve. the whole point of 311 is unity and positive vibes. remember. didnt your mother ever tell you “if you do not have anything nice to say, shut the hell up.”
Damn, is it me or does it seem that Nick and SA have lost touch lyrically? Also, why so much WHINY chorus on Uplifter???? If anything, cut the chorus so we can hear Tim, P-Nut, and Chad. I understand maturing your style but where is the WOW in their music?? I guess this is point when the rich dont have to worry about the quality of their product. Sorry 311, after 3 stinky albums it is hard to continue to be a fan.. I am not asking for the Music or Grassroots style back, just be innovative like you were with Transistor.. my rant is over……
I don’t care what anyone says about this, this is probably the best CD of 09!
I simply love this album! I don’t care what review people say, this is my favorite band and I love everything about them and their music! If u don’t like it then that’s you.
did we really need to bring this up again?
uplifter is a good album with good moments and a couple of excellent moments, for example the guitar solo in “never ending summer” is stellar and the drum fill in “daisy cutter”, and not to mention the whole song “i like the way”. Thought this album is not ‘music’ (1993) or ‘grassroots’ (1994), it delivers a new set of songs that will deliver equally great memories.
As someone who reviews albums, I have to say, this was bland. The thing is, I’ve been a 311 fan for such a long time. In my opinion, sound system was the last good thing they had to offer. Then out of nowhere, Don’t Tread on Me comes out. I thought that album was very well done. I guess we could back step a second and talk about From Chaos. It had some awesome music, but some of the lyrics were too cheesy to take seriously. I was really excited about a new album coming out, then I listened to it. Jesus, what a pile of crap. They need to either start smoking more weed, or quit smoking it all together. I think the part I didn’t like about this album is the music. The vocals are getting better each album. I still look forward to the next album, but I hope it doesn’t disappoint me like Uplifter did. Say what you will about this post, I probably won’t know.
Damn dre
wow that last post was epic!
what is it about this review that causes me to read such dribble?
Not that some of you naysayers even care but here is my full review on Uplifter. I wanted to wait quite awhile and let this album settle in before I gave my full review.
After almost 4 years without anything new we finally get 311’s ninth studio album, Uplifter. This decade hasn’t exactly been the highlight of their career, but with this tough task at hand this is massive for 311. The last effort, Don’t Tread On Me, was a complete disappointment for fans including myself. I’ve wondered myself if 311 will ever bounce back and if they will ever “wow” me again. I admit it…I’m a huge 311 fan, and I can honestly admit that I love pretty much every 311 album.
For Uplifter the band started off by casting a very big named producer, Bob Rock, which is the same person that brought Metallica to become a very WEAK and disappointing band. Which this in fact raised the question how can a producer like this help get 311 get back on its game? Well, after listening to this album for a month and a half it’s safe to say that 311 are back on track. This album is GOOD. In fact…it’s surprisingly fantastic. Uplifter is a breath of fresh air and has a full, robust sound. It’s well recorded and just sounds crisp and very clear. It makes the loud sound louder! Tim really proves himself to be a big time guitarist and P-nut really brings some funk back into 311! Bob Rock helped shape these sounds with something really creative on this album that is certain to appeal to anyone that gives it a spin. Uplifter is evidence that 311 has officially moved in a different direction as a band. I know some of you don’t like the new direction and don’t get this album but if you give it more time it will click in. I think many fans were hoping that Rock would lean 311 back towards the Grassroots or Music type of sound, but it’s not necessarily a bad thing that 311 is evolving their sound into yet another style that no other band can match.
Uplifter is very different than any 311 album to date. There are so many styles meshed together in this album and it’s pulled off with uncanny success. It’s #3 on billboard chart which 311 has never matched on any album in years past! It’s clear that a new producer and a four year hiatus is exactly what they needed to give them the time to put together something amazing. Face it….311 is not for everybody and the people that do get them can agree that they are one the most unique bands and that’s what makes them one of the greatest around this generation has seen. Their fan base says it all!
A breakdown of the songs….
1. Hey You…… The first song/single from Uplifter. This is Probably the most controversial song 311 has ever produced. My first initial thoughts when hearing this song was this is a song dedicated to fans that comes off a bit corny or flakey with weak lyrics. As time went on I realized this is not a song about the fans but about music and there journey with it. With a bunch of listens to I am starting too like this song more and more. This may be one where hearing this live will get people to actually enjoy this song. Hey You is a preview of the styles you’ll hear on the album. I absolutely love how this song starts off with a tight ferocious sound; and has a solid rock and reggae mix with mellow guitar riffs and soothing vocals. There are some things I would have done differently with this one but It’s a solid opening track and the exact sound needed to open up some ears. it’s got some staying power with this song.
2. its Alright……This is the second single which is Very funky/very catchy has a cool `feel good’ vibe to this one. Engaging lyrics especially when Nick and SA harmonize together. It’s nice to hear P-Nut jamming a little solo as well. This song fits perfectly behind Hey You and this has a ton of staying power!
3. Mix It Up……Fore some reason I really like this one a lot. This song feels like a blue album approach with a little less flair and poses for some pop lyrics that has a hard edge sound. This will grow on you with each listen. Very laid back vibe and some hypnotizing drumming will get you hooked. A very good chorus pushes this song in the right direction but this does seem to end at the high point of the song too early. This would have been a perfect type of song to get SA involved. Should have worked on this one a bit more and this could have been as good if not better than all mixed up!
4. Golden Sunlight……Definitely one of the Strongest tracks on the album, with a very ‘calming’ vibe that gives it a power ballad feel. The chorus is very strong and inspiring with so much emotion and passion. SA finally shows up to the album and for the little lyrics he has, damn does he shine….belting out something that will give you chills. This is a guarantee favorite for fans and could easily catch the ears of those not quite on the 311 bandwagon. You might find yourself repeating this track before you hit the next song.
5. India Ink……This one is different than any other song on the album. Kind of gives me a chili pepper feel to this one with Nick nailing the lyrics on this track and brings a little rap to the table. I love the funky effects with the solo Tim brings to the table as well as P-nuts hard bass line. Unbelievable creative sound! Hardest song so far….very cool, very funky…..very catchy. You’ll probably find yourself singing along to the chorus in the shower or in the car. This would be my vote for the next single because it has a little something for everyone.
6. Daisy Cutter……Not the highlight of the album for me. This starts off really promising with a crisp clean sound that has a good flow to it but as soon as you get to the chorus it doesn’t seem to pay off for the great build up. This one has a little bit of Yawning lyrics and goofy beats that slow down the flow of this song especially on the second verse. Nick seems to be singing with either too much emphasis or lack there of. I can’t put my finger quite on it. The fade outs should have been stronger and the “clap you hands” doesn’t fit and sounds really cheesy. Overall this song is not bad and in all honestly it is starting to grow on me more.
7. Too Much Too Fast……..this one has a sound that 311 has never done before, but does have that evolver/Beatles sort of feel to it. It’s got a great `toe-tapping’ beat and you’ll probably find yourself quite engaged in the singing. Song is kind of bland musically and there isn’t much to the lyrics, but the chorus is catchy as hell and has fantastic harmonies between Nick and SA. Could do without Nick’s lame ass high pitched singing right before the song ends but love this song either way.
8. Never Ending Summer……This is a very typical song you can expect from 311. Love how this song starts off and the flow of it really gets the juices flowing just like the feeling you had with old school 311 days. This tries to be an anthem of sorts, but falls a little short in my opinion! There is no doubt though that this will be a rockin song live especially for the opening song! The chorus is catchy as hell but seems to repeat itself a bit much after a hard driven solo from Tim that reminds you of something straight out of Metallica. Definitely one of my highlights on this album!
9. Two Drops In the Ocean……One of my personal favorites that has a speak easy feel to it but on a much more creative scale. This one has that Very chill vibe with excellent Mahoney effects/reggae sound to it. Nick does a great job with his smooth vocals. And yes he sings that way on purpose!! Nice guitar work too. Listen to this one while drinking a Corona on the beach to get the full effect.
10. Something Out of Nothing……This one starts off with a bang and gets the foot tapping and the head banging. Lyrics are kind of like a chant but they definitely mesh outstandingly with the music. Chorus is a little bit forgettable but reminds me of a do you right back sound. Tim shines again on this one.
11. Jackpot……This song comes out swinging….HARD. A very From Chaos kind of `power rock’ sound going on here. Lyrics are fast and furious and fit perfectly with the music that sounds like something straight out of an 80’s metal band. Probably the hardest song since Sick Tight and it’s pulled-off brilliantly. You’ll find yourself rapping along to this one every time. This will be an album favorite for most and will be a fan favorite at concerts, guaranteed. Tim once again knocked this out of the park!
12. My Heart Sings……Typical style of a 311 song, and it definitely fits with the rest of the album. I find myself liking this one more and more each time. Once again Mahoney shines with his effects! The lyrics are `sweet’ and uplifting which is what the song is about. Bust out your lighter while this one plays. Hopefully you bought the deluxe edition so Get Down can closeout Uplifter the right way.
13. I Like The Way (bonus track)…….Very fresh and funky song that starts off like something straight out of Soundsystem and towards the end it gives it that transistor feel. SA nails the chorus with authority yet it doesn’t sound forced or too high pitched. Nick and SA work perfectly together which really draws you into the song. Great guitar fits perfectly. For a bonus track, this one delivers beyond what you could ask for and trumps most of the album songs.
14. Get Down (bonus track)……This song is the whole package. Flat out awesome. This feels like it should have been the true closer. The switch between the soft, laidback vibe and the power rock is flawless. Again, Nick and SA work great together on this song. Get Down closes the album the right way and it’s a necessity to have these bonus tracks. This easily rivals Golden Sunlight or India Ink for best track.
15. Sun come through (bonus track purchased from Amazon only)…….Can’t tell how much I like this track. This has a little bit of a hard edge feel to it with good lyrics. The ending chorus has a bang to it and has a smooth as hell harmony to it. If they would have extended this song a little longer and done a few things differently this could possible could have been the best song. Should have made the album fore sure!
In the end pay no attention to these insane critics because Uplifter does deliver, especially with the bonus tracks. This is easily one of my top 311 albums. I can’t stop myself from listening to this album and just can’t get myself to listen to much of anything else. If I did have a gripe It would be that there could have been more SA involved but would be really my only complaint. This album could easily find its way into the CD player (or mp3 player) of even someone not familiar with 311. Take a journey with this album and find yourself taken to a musical heaven with a sound that hasn’t been touched by any other band out there.
Top 311 albums:
1. Grassroots
2. Transistor
3. Music
4. Soundsystem
5. Uplifter
6. From Chaos
7. Blue album
8. Evolver
9. DTOM
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oh ok i just made the pitchfork comment because they have kid a listed as the best album ever made. i’m glad to see you can’t stand those kids either cause they’re just to cool for school.
it’s all a matter of taste.
some people have it. some people don’t.
*rollseyes*
No way, in fact, I can’t stand pretentious Pitchfork kids. I straight up just think it’s the greatest album ever.
ahh i see you must be a pitchfork kid. kid a is great but it’s not “the masterpiece” as far as music goes. that opinion is just in the eye of the beholder. the white album, the wall, pinkerton, adrenaline and soup are albums i would probably listen to before kid a. kid a would be spun a million times over any 311 album though. please no one bad mouth boston either it is my favorite city in this country.
massek311, what?
thmabes, huh?
Settle down everyone. Just for future reference, I don’t have zits, I’m not a teenager, and I’m certainly not a Creed or Nickelback fan.
And also, Radiohead doesn’t write songs about cutting their wrists you fuckin idiots, you need to get that out of your friggin heads. Thom Yorke’s voice just kind of sounds emotional. Go take a listen to Kid A and then try to diss Radiohead, that album is what we in the know like to call, a masterpiece. Some might even go as far to say that it’s “The Masterpiece” as far as music recordings go.
haha
Another reason to fucking hate boston.
I don’t know if you’ve paid attention to your own posts or not, but most of them are directed at the people who listen to 311 not the actual music itself. So sorry if “311 fans” react just like any other person would when they get personally attacked.
So please don’t pretend like you know 311’s music or their fans, its just getting ridiculous. If 311’s message was smoking weed, then Radiohead’s was to cut their wrists. Personally i’d choose 311. But as i’ve mentioned before.. 311’s message is Unity, something greater then Radiohead as ever attempted.
Captian Asshole you are the biggest douche bag that ever existed? What are we like 12? seriously you need a massive beating to your zit poping teenage face! 311 is great band, this album rocks so if you don’t have anything insightful to say about this review shut the hell up and go back to your lameass creed or nickelback!
Getting sick and tired of idiots that ruin this message bord!
haha yeah i’ll leave you 2 losers alone.
look at you go bobby. your comments are pathetic and infantile. shut the fuck up.
..and yeah right like you have a job.
I’m dumb because I tell the truth? Assholes have small dicks. You have a small dick… actually it’s called an indent dick. Don’t worry Jesus will always forgive you for the roofies you gave all those girls who refused to give you even at most a dry rub because you’ve got a small dinker.
Small peter.
i knew there was a reason i enjoyed reading your sarcasm captain and now i know why and it’s because we are both massholes.
And Bobby, that last post by you pretty much just sums up all of that shit I said the other day. You’re easily the dumbest person that I’ve ever somehow had any kind of connection with.
I know, haven’t you jackasses caught on yet? Jesus Christ, you think I just sit here waiting for a new post so I can say some random vulgar shit? No fucking way! I check out the site probably a few times a day and when I see someone has written something, I just try to verbally deal that person about a subject I really could care less about.
Yes, I do have better things to do, and most of the time, I’m doing them, you fucking idiots. But at 2:25 PM on a Thursday? Sure I’ll take a few minutes out of my workday to peruse a few sites on the internet and when I get to this site, you literally give me the interactive entertainment to work on my creative writing skills. And when I’m writing this shit, do you think I’m sitting here with a frumpled eyebrow or something and writing hate letters about 311? No fucking way guy, I’m actually chuckling the whole time to myself — flabbergasted at how fired up 311 fans can get.
My god, you 311 fans need to pull the dicks out of your asses and lighten up! Smoke some weed or something for god sakes. Isn’t that the number one creed of 311? Smoke weed and frost your tips or some shit? Jesus Christ, if you’re all paying so much attention to their “incredible” lyrics and analyzing the fuck out of them, why don’t you follow them in your day to day life?!
But I’ll tell you one thing you crazy-ass 311 fans have done for me this past June and early July. You’ve made the shitty, rainy, cloudy, depressing summer of 2009 in Boston that much brighter and enjoyable for me. And for that I thank you. In fact, I might even go as far to say that you have all revived me with some kind of energy. And ironically enough, that energy somehow has a color…and that color is amber. Thus, amber is the color of my energy.
who enjoys petty insults? raise your hand. 311 is particularly awful music. enjoy it if you like i won’t be wasting any space at their shows. i honestly wouldn’t even know that 311 was still a band had this thread not been riddled with entertainment. captain asshole will always have something outlandish to speak of so why does anyone get upset about it anyways? i actually enjoy the banter i have had with him even when he attempts to insult me.
bob isnt even my name asshole. You obviously have a small dick.
Ha ha, wow this is nuts. Captain assfuck is still going at it? You should really find another thread to fill up with your empty insults. Actually, you are probably already doing that because you literally have nothing else to do. It would be useless to tell you to pick up a hobby wouldn’t it? Or maybe a life?
It was refreshing seeing salsa’s comment because it actually had value to this thread. I pretty much agree on every level, especially on your favorite songs. Its useless to try and convince people on 311’s lyrical value because they won’t even listen to them. They would rather stick to their shitty radiohead mindlessness.
That was un-fucking-believable Cinnamon Roll.
“…..The Enforcer wrote on Jul 3rd, 2009 at 3:23 pm
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Sergeant Cinnamon Roll, Salsa is a chick….and I could knock you out with one punch so you really shouldn’t be calling anybody a pansy you pansy
Thatta girl with the emoticon smiley face Enforcer. You may have taken over the title as biggest flame on this message board after that post. I will wipe that shitty smirk off your face real quick when I feed you my Nike’s.
You are an embarrassment to your family, friends, and the great nation of the USA. Do me a favor and turn up the volume on this shitty 311 album and finger yourself to sleep before I put you to sleep with a vicious series of haymakers.
Easy kid, you’re pathetic
Hey everyone look at me, I’m a badass who uses brah and shits on 311 fans because I have nothing better to do. Ya Fuck yo 311 fans I’m the shit because I’m an asshole and act like a frat douche and I’m so tough behind a keyboard. Ya fuck you dick sucking bitches fuckers bitches. Ya look at me swearing I’m fucking awesome.
-Captain Asshole give it up, no one cares that you have nothing to do except be an absolute dickhead on the internet. Your fucking pathetic, now please do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up.
Now about the album which is the only topic that these posts should be about. Solid album. It’s not their best by any means but I have definitely enjoyed it. I liked the reviewer overall but would’ve given it more stars.
If I were a betting man, I’d say salsa_81 is fucking IN 311. Just searching around the internet seeing what people had to say about 311’s new album review, huh? Hmmm…sounds like something that only a member of 311 would do. Especially at 4:02 am nonetheless! Christ man, get to fucking bed! Or maybe get back into the studio and write some bullshit that might not spark such a riot on the internet message boards next time. I don’t know, just do something besides writing a short novella (which contains phrases such as, “powerful journey”) that nobody cares to read. That post was as shitty as your lyrics chico.
As for you Bobby, take a fucking hike dude, I haven’t said shit in like 5 days and I don’t even think I’ve really ever called you out in general — besides the time that I made fun of your shitty first name. And if you’re trying to spark some shit that might make me verbally attack you, you’re not gonna get it bruh. The reason being? Because you’re never on the right page with your shitty, petty comments. They don’t make sense, they hold no water, and like I said, they come about 5 days after the entire conversation has ended. So why don’t you shove about 311 dildos up your ass and start calling yourself “Bob” like a real man.
Whatever you say captain dickhead
I think music “journalists” write negative reviews of 311 just to piss of the fans and get people to read their shit…although this article is nicely written it’s not very accurate on many fronts…but than again, I’m a hard-core 311 fan living in my dream 311-world….so what do I know?
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Everyone can suck my dick. =)
Sergeant Cinnamon Roll, Salsa is a chick….and I could knock you out with one punch so you really shouldn’t be calling anybody a pansy you pansy
Its not that good of an album because 311 has so many albums that blow Uplifter out of the water.
Listen to anything from Music through Soundsystem and you’ll know how awesome 311 is.
Hey Salsa_81 no one gives a shit about your flaming point of view. Do us a favor and go play in traffic.
As for this shitty statement: “Yes, I too miss the grassroots and transistor days of lyrics still worth poring over and attempting to decode and analyze, but they of course are growing older and have other things they ponder at this point in their lives.”
What is there to decode and analyze? It is pretty black and white that you are a pansy and their music licks.
will ridiculous behavior ensue yet again? one can only hope.
I just decided to check out this site to see what was said about the new 311 album, and I’m not too surprised by the review. However, I have a few comments/questions for the writer.
First, you said it was probably their best attempt at blending styles/genres, but later admitted sometimes its a little too much. You seem to particularly have issues with Get Down, which I happen to view as one of the best 3 songs on the deluxe disc. The lyrics are some of the best and most personal on the album, and I think they did a great job of combining lots of styles into an interesting and strangely cohesive song that turns out to be a pretty powerful journey. I suppose that’s my own opinion though, and as a long-time fan maybe I just understand it a little better/it just makes more sense to me. It did take quite a few listens for it to really click though, so I can see how a person might not have a favorable opinion of the song after just a few listens.
I have to disagree with your statement that Hexum sounds expressionless on Too Much Too Fast; I think the delivery in that song is pretty spot-on, and is an entirely new sound for 311 that they should be commended for. I can, though, say that he does sound slightly expressionless on his low parts in Two Drops in the Ocean…I’m not sure what that’s all about but it kind of bothers me, those vocals should have been re-recorded.
Lyrically, it’s not their strongest album, but I think they deserve more credit than many reviewers have been giving them. Yes, I too miss the grassroots and transistor days of lyrics still worth poring over and attempting to decode and analyze, but they of course are growing older and have other things they ponder at this point in their lives. One thing I really love about Uplifter, and why I think it’s kind of a turning point in their career, is that they seem to be in a place now where they’re looking at their situation and reflecting on their success and happiness brought to them by music. And by music I mean their own, as well as all the music that has inspired them throughout their lives. They are musicians as much as they are lovers of music, and they want people to know now more than ever how much they love what they do and how appreciative they are that they are still able to do it. That said, songs like Neverending Summer, Something Out of Nothing and Jackpot are they types of songs I can’t really compare to anything any other band is writing these days. Just another aspect of 311 that makes them so unique. And though a song like Hey You might come off as lame, cheesy or mindless, I think it has a pretty cool concept and message that true music lovers should be able to appreciate.
I agree that India Ink is a gem, and is possibly my favorite song on the album…but I have to question [the writer] describing it as “light?” I would characterize it as one of their heavier songs, pretty much one of the heaviest in many years. Sure the chorus is a catchy, poppish chorus, but i personally wouldn’t describe it as light since it still carries a somewhat unsettled tone throughout. I’m also not sure how it resembles their earlier work…I actually think its pretty much like no other song they’ve ever written.
As we know now, it was NOT their next single…and i have a bit of an issue with some of your closing remarks. “In fact, it’s just the type of single to keep their fans happy and humble, and really, that’s all that matters for 311 at this point. In some respects, their fan base should be applauded, as they’ve kept the ’90s artifact relevant in the game of pop-rock.”
–First of all, 311 fans don’t really care all that much which songs end up as singles…it’s not going to change most people’s minds on a song. I’m just not sure what you’re getting at with that first sentence…what on earth do you mean by “keeping their fans happy and humble” is “all that matters for 311 at this point?!” That is the farthest thing from the truth. 311 fans expect a lot from the band, and when they don’t deliver, the band is aware of fan reaction. The band is actually very interested in what the fans think and are the last band to set out to be mediocre, or be happy with mediocrity. People don’t magically show up to sell out their amphitheater shows summer after summer - there is a reason they still have so many dedicated fans, like you said, its the FANS that have kept them relevant after all these years. Not MTV, or radio, or great reviews, or tons of press…they don’t even need any of that. The music speaks for itself and is what continues to keep them off the mainstream radar, yet extremely relevant in the industry.
“Captain Asshole” - you should probably find something better to do than troll this review and make ridiculous comments about an album you haven’t even listened to yet! Pathetic. After reading all the BS comments to this review I feel much better about the time I spent writing this long, but CONSTRUCTIVE/INSIGHTFUL post about the album. Hopefully someone reads it, if not, oh well. Glad to see some fans on here with actual opinions, I like seeing what other people have to say about the album.
this is a decent radio album. it sucks for a 311 album but there are a few catchy songs that are good for the radio but get old quickly. btw this is probably the worst tour they’ve had. they should not play these songs when they have so many better ones
i was hoping you would notice i spelt her name wrong. i just wanted to make sure you’re spell check was working. have a good day asshole.
Touche Anonymous, understandable rebuttal. And for that reason, I won’t even make fun of you for spelling “Gibson” wrong. See? I’m not always an asshole.
oh my apologizes colonel cornhole i forgot what your name was when i was typing. i don’t like everclear either cause listening to some jackass cry about his childhood isn’t pleasing either. i didn’t say i don’t like radiohead. i’ve seen them play 8 times so i clearly like them. however listening to everyone stroke the grundle about how they’re the most amazing band ever is just annoying cause they’re not. now i’m gonna go touch myself while i listen to my collection of debbie gidsons greatest hits.
Alright Anonymous, go listen to Everclear or whatever bullshit makes your heart a twitter. And it’s CAPTAIN ASSHOLE, not admiral douche bag — don’t fuck that up again. And finally, how can any of you dicks not like Radiohead for shits sake? Have you not listened to them or something? Jesus Christ, let’s be honest here, they’re the fucking greatest, are you kidding?
wow that hurt. i’m gonna go slit my wrists and listen to radiohead because admiral douche bag called me a chump. i don’t even like 311 so i won’t waste my time killing myself to that music but radiohead really makes my heart bleed.
It’s not me you fucking chump! Like I said, Asshole doesn’t need to disguise himself. And can’t you tell that it’s two different writing styles?! Jesus… Although, I must say, I do like the overly-aggressive hostility Sergeant Cinnamon Roll — that shit’s right up my alley.
But seriously Anonymous, why don’t you just go fuck off and listen to some more 45 year old white guys play some shitty ska music like you normally do, you fuckin joke.
i thought sergeant cinnamon roll wasn’t captain asshole. nice disguise brah.
David, I took a look on your website. Looks like your business is doing pretty shitty. Nice “portfolio” guy. Your clientele is about as impressive as that used cum rag that Bobby used after he snapped out a batch to “All Mixed Up.” http://www.dswebdesigns.net/portfolio.html
When your business does eventually shit the bed, you always have a future as Captain Asshole and my whipping post. Everyone knows your a chump now. How does that make you feel?
Bobby, I can’t believe I am even responding to your shitty attempt at humor. Negative funniness brah. Anyways, if your not gay, your on the waiting list for sure. Keep clobbering that outtie belly button pean of yours to some shitty 311 chorus you scum sucking maggot.
Aside from those two songs the lyrics are terrible and the album ain’t too hot. Saw them in concert recently and they conveyed the same lackluster energy, very non-311
Spot on review. I’m sick of the elevator music; India Ink hit my soft spot, and so did the intro to Daisy Cutter.
burn
Cool story Hansel.
no i was sarcasticly speaking to michael about this turning into an open forum. i feel no pride or victory in pointing out that you’re no better at grammar than anyone else.
they butchered the cure’s love song. enough said.
can this thread be closed?
Are you saying you were victorious here or something Anony?
well you take your victories when you can michael
I love how this has become a public forum now for CoS. Hooray!
uh huh….
captain asshole june 3 at 4:18
Just in case you guys aren’t realized how shitty of fucking lyricists these douchebags are, just take a look at what they’re actually saying and tell me that these guys are fucking “dank.” They’re just spewing out words that make so sense, but they rhyme or they fit into a certain chorus. Give me a fuckin break here.
oops i forgot one. you should be saying no sense not so sense. way to go english major!
why did you already know he sucks
that was insightful
stevie winwood sucks.
oh my god there’s another one. you should be saying a zit is forming not if forming. by the way steve winwood is the man. those shows he played with clapton at msg were amazing.
captain asshole june 3 at 4:18
Just in case you guys aren’t realized how shitty of fucking lyricists these douchebags are, just take a look at what they’re actually saying and tell me that these guys are fucking “dank.” They’re just spewing out words that make so sense, but they rhyme or they fit into a certain chorus. Give me a fuckin break here.
i think that first sentence should say haven’t not aren’t. just sayin
I’m not an immature asshole, I’m a captain asshole. Der bra. And I am kinda fat, good call, no zits though, although one if forming. And I came back like Jay-Z and Michael Jordan. Not bad company, eh? And although I’m not Cinnamon Roll, Steve Winwood is still the fuckin man. Nice try Bobby, LOL all day to that shit you fuckin weirdo. Nice name too ya fuckin pussy.
hmmm seems like the person that doesn’t get defensive around here and wasn’t going to post anymore is having a hard time when someone takes some lame shot at him and has to talk again. seems defensive to me.
did i make any gramatical errors today? i hope so.
LOL, wow man. You’re right, I just can’t compete with your genius. I just don’t really have the time to waste on here and try to argue with a zit-covered teenager (yeah, I decided to give you an age promotion there - you can brag about it to all your 25 year old friends). I have to give you props on being able to string together so many vulgar words that could actually form what is close to a sentence. I haven’t tried to do that since my days on the playground when I was trying to impress the other kids with how loud and many times I could cuss, so I guess I’m a little rusty.
My wife might even get a kick out of your little tattoo on the leg thing, that’s pretty good. But, I’m done here, I’m already ashamed I even bothered trying to put an immature asshole in his place, trying to keep a discussion civil by ridding the comments of someone of your likes. Reminds me of the old saying, “Better not argue with a fool, an outsider might not know the difference.” So, I’ll leave you to keep laughing your fat ass off about how you totally owned some “bra” on the internet. You deserve this one man, you’ll go far, I swear.
Stevie Winwood……HAHAHAH. Im sure he’s real good. But anyways, it must take a lot of courage and an awesome life to hide behind a screen and talk shit. Tennis ball canister penis? Yeah i’m sure its real big. Then again you are what you eat, dick. Go smoke a pole loser. Stevie Winwood….HAHAAHA
Oh man, I just fuckin came fuckin everywhere. All over my screeeeen. All over my moooouuuuse. All over my interrrrrrns, Jesus, this place is a mess now. Why you ask? Well, because I was jerking off to my own posts of course. MUAHAHAHAHA.
As far as calling you a geek, that’s certainly not the best I could do. I’m pretty sure I ripped you up pretty hard on Monday and Tuesday, now I’m just kind of giving you a break. Sorry I’m not tossing out the heavy hitters like tool or douchebag, you fuckin secreting glob of infected cunt phlegm.
And by the way, I’m not Sergeant Cinnamon Roll if that’s what you assumed. Why disguise myself from being Captain Asshole when I’m on a roll? Please bra, that’s varsity.
Regarding your potential artwork, if you want to get my name tattooed across your face, by all means, do it up. You’ll probably score tons of babes that way — make sure you use Old English lettering for the font. Oh man, I’m just thinking about it now, you’re totally gonna lose your virginity this weekend buddy! Hey Guys! Did you hear that?! Dave’s gonna lose his virginity this weekend!
But while you’re at the parlor Dave, you should also probably get a tattoo of a dick on your thigh so it looks like you actually have something down there. And then I guess just keep the lights off when you’re sowing this chick’s oats and shove a #2 pencil up her ass so there’s at least a little penetraish.
…And before you make some lame joke like, “Oh yeah Captain Asshole? Is that, like, what you do and stuff cause you don’t have a diiiiick?!?!” I’m going to stop you right there. Because that’s a shitty joke Dave…it’s a god damn shitty, shitty amateur joke. But I know you were planning on using it, so just stop, and actually think some stuff over before you just fly off the handle with the same kinda crap I was using over a decade ago. Make me really feel bad about myself this time, Dave, hit me with some crazy ass pot shots that I didn’t think the good ole Dave had in him. PLEASE! God damn it, I just wanna feel alive again. Please Dave, you’re the key to this. Offend me. Offend the fuckin shit out of me. Offend the fuck outta me aaaaaalllll fuckin night bra.
Anonymous, I don’t think that’s possible for Captain Asshole or whatever gay name he wants to be called today without throwing in his own brand of preschool humor about dicks, bras, and douche-baggery. I guess as long as you’re entertaining yourself, that’s all that matters…
CA: Thanks for the reply, btw. It’s good to know that the best you can do is say…”Oh yeah….WELL YOU’RE A GEEK! Ha! I’m so cool, I’m gonna go beat off to my posts now.” Have fun with that, and all your sorted endeavors with bras (men, as you call them). You are so totally badass I want your name tatooed on my face.
saying bra is totally uncool. so is being in a frat. this thread is about how 311 sucks anyways so let’s go butt pirates and get back to the topic at hand.
David, you’re such a geek dude, it’s dick meltingly overwhelming.
thmabes — saying bro or bra makes you look like the man, actually. However, being in a frat makes you look like a dumbass. Why couldn’t you just make friends without having to pay money to some assholes who started a club, bra?
It’s kind of like when you shitheads were in grade school and you thought no one knew you were a cock sucker, but in reality everyone was omniscient to that fact. Whether it was you playing with dolls while everyone else played sports, or you listening to 311 and saying shitty quotes like “it’s 3:10 got a minute,” everyone knew you were a fag all through your pathetic excuses for lives.
Hmm, sounds like you have a vast amount of experience in that area. Do go on, what WAS it like to be a cocksucker when you were in grade school? You’re like one of those gay bashers that secretly has all kinds of dirty thoughts about the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter guy, aren’t you? That’s cute.
Sgt. Cinnamon Roll rules.
that might be the best thing i’ve read all day
What’s up dicks? I just got promoted by Captain Asshole. I am on the warpath and you are all in for a world of hurt. Keep going “Down, Down” on your knees you bunch of cock sucking cream puffs. I bet your father treats your asshole like an amusement park. These Kid Rock wannabes are a disgrace to modern music and you all know it. It’s kind of like when you shitheads were in grade school and you thought no one knew you were a cock sucker, but in reality everyone was omniscient to that fact. Whether it was you playing with dolls while everyone else played sports, or you listening to 311 and saying shitty quotes like “it’s 3:10 got a minute,” everyone knew you were a fag all through your pathetic excuses for lives. In conclusion, if your mother is walking funny tomorrow, it is because I fucked her in the ass with my tennis ball canister penis. As for my nightcap, I smoked a heat, listened to Stevie Winwood, and am currently wrapping up the night by demolishing you faggots on the internet super highway. Burn in hell 311 scum.
my bad Jordan,
i ment that sexton could beat most other muscians asses, not all by any means of the imagination. obviously he’s not the best in the world, but he’s better then most drummers that i have heard. and i do appreciate radiohead, i just dont like their music really, besides one that i cant remember.. (and yes i’ve listened to their albums).
im glad captain asshole is gone, i was getting sick of his stupid bros and bras. im in a fraternity and none of us use this every two seconds, especially in writing. it just makes you look like a dumb ass.
radiohead and tool are both hotrrible bands.
that might get captain asshole to talk again.
To each his own opinion. I love radiohead and 311. Both are pioneers in music. But going on a review and making mindless posts when you havnt heard the album is just retarded. You have no class whatsoever.
But for whoever said “Every member in 311 could kick almost any other member in any other bands ass musically (and physically..). Chad Sexton is absolutely ridiculous.”
Wow, thats going a little far. Every genre has its legends. And being a musician myself, this is the lamest statement ive read all day. Even dumber than Captain Asshole! Ever heard of Carter Beauford?!?! Yea chad sexton has a good solo, and hes great live. But literally, he doesnt play that much ^_^. I would agree that he is one of the best pop reggae funk drummers around. Or w/e you want to class 311 in.
And on that note, I’m done here…retired from the 311 posts. 311 kicks ass!
And as for you Anonymous…
wow asshole you get really defensive don’t you. not really. i bet when someone confronts you in person your giant internet balls turn into mincy little faggot balls. not usually. Sick comeback by the way chump. you must be a english teacher not at all to that’s a grammatical error on your part, it should be, “too” since you need to point out gramatical errors, while by the way some of your posts have a few, no they don’t sorry the question mark is right next to the period on a keyboard. yes, but you have to hit “shift” to get the question mark. It’s apparent you don’t know what the fuck the shift key is since this entire shitty rant of your is in lowercase as far as i’m concerned anyways you can listen to britney spears and i’m not gonna get upset when someone says they like listening to pop music unlike you. you’re such a humanitarian so how did one man become to be so funny and popular all at the same time? why don’t you nerds tell me? by the way (insert comma here) you are a snobby music fan because you have made probably close to 50 posts on here just about how 311 sucks. i think it’s only been like 10 so why don’t you get to math class after you’re english tutoring why not just leave it alone? oh i forgot your elitist attitude just has to bring everyone down for not being you. how about you run this websire instead? what the fuck’s a websire?
‘“Stay positive, and love your life.” I know, totally gay right?’ — totally gay bro, totally gay… And trust me, you haven’t struck any nerve. I was just making myself LOL with the insults I was dropping on you. Perhaps, twas I that hit a nerve with you?
“can you fit any more vulgar ridiculousness into your posts to try to impress your other 13 year old friends with how popular, cool, and badass you are by slamming 311 fans?” — ahhh, bro, my friends are like 25. And they already know how cool and badass I am. They also think I’m a total fahkin playah bro, but I bet you didn’t know that about me. We totally just get high all day, listen to radiohead and make fun of 311.
And I have nothing against 311 fans, only 311 fans who don’t respect my opinions. I mean, all I said was that they were the shittiest band ever? What gives?
oh wait before the spelling police shows up i spelled website wrong
wow asshole you get really defensive don’t you. i bet when someone confronts you in person your giant internet balls turn into mincy little faggot balls. you must be a english teacher to since you need to point out gramatical errors, while by the way some of your posts have a few, sorry the question mark is right next to the period on a keyboard. as far as i’m concerned anyways you can listen to britney spears and i’m not gonna get upset when someone says they like listening to pop music unlike you. so how did one man become to be so funny and popular all at the same time? by the way you are a snobby music fan because you have made probably close to 50 posts on here just about how 311 sucks. why not just leave it alone? oh i forgot your elitist attitude just has to bring everyone down for not being you. how about you run this websire instead?
Well, I’m at work, just like you apparently. Only, with my time I browse music reviews (among other things) to see what people think of the new 311 album, and to call people out when they’re being obvious douches. I must have hit a nerve there somehow, your cursing and accusations towards me is hitting a peak here: can you fit any more vulgar ridiculousness into your posts to try to impress your other 13 year old friends with how popular, cool, and badass you are by slamming 311 fans?
I’m not trying to be funny here bud, I guess that’s why you’re reading my posts wrong…just calling it like it is. I’m sorry you missed my sarcasm there about most people having to remind others how popular they are. The idea here is that if you’re doing that, you must not be popular. Otherwise, people would just know.
I must be “All Mixed Up,” otherwise, why would I be wasting my time talking to the largest-douche-known-to-man here? I know you hate 311, really, I think we all get it…it’s okay. I don’t see the need to hate on the fans also, but if you wanna be a senseless asshole I guess I can’t stop you (if only I were a moderator…). But, if you could set aside your hatred and being indignant for a moment, you should try listening to some of their lyrics: “Stay positive, and love your life.” I know, totally gay right? We should stay negative and hate our lives, like you, but you just can’t bring down 311 fans that actually listen to the message.
Oh, last but not least, that statement about Radiohead was funny because it shows how you feel the same way about Radiohead as all these 311 fans feel about them. And in your own words….”totally gay, bra.”
David, settle down ya fuckin hogan. No need to go off the deep end you freak. Yeah, I do this shit at work. When do you do it? In between chucking nuts on your thigh to kiddie porn? You weird fag.
“Anyway, go back to listening to Radiohead 24/7 since they’re the greatest band ever (lol…)” — I don’t really know what’s so funny about that statement that it would warrant someone to laugh out loud. Maybe you just have a really shitty sense of humor, which is probably true since your rebuttles are fucking pathetic and make me want to cringe they’re so unfunny. Lest not we forget, you’re the creampuff who still listens to 311 (LO fucking L). Maybe you’re “All Mixed Up?”…fucking douchebag.
“Yes, most popular people have to remind others they’re popular.” — Correct, most people do. I, however, do not. I just wanted to let you know, bra.
Ohh, and thmabes? “Every member in 311 could kick almost any other member in any other bands ass musically (and physically..). Chad Sexton is absolutely ridiculous.” — …pretty gay, bra.
“Basically, I’m just kinda bored at work and am flabbergasted by how many people will defend the shittiest band ever (re: 311). As far as me being a tool or a douchebag, you’re welcome to your own opinions.”
Oh, I get it now: you’re a Republican! It all makes sense…you aren’t on here of your own time, harassing others for your amusement, you do it at WORK, because you have nothing better to do! Reminds me of the kid that burns ants with magnifying glasses and torturing small animals: you’re just one step from serial killer, congrats!
I also like this comment: “in fact, I was, and still am, a pretty popular guy to be honest.” Yes, most popular people have to remind others they’re popular. How else would we know how cool you are? Abuse and neglect, btw, doesn’t make you unpopular. It’s okay buddy, you can still be a frat boy AND be neglected all at the same time! Don’t worry, we still love you!
Anyway, go back to listening to Radiohead 24/7 since they’re the greatest band ever (lol…), I hear “Creep” is a really good song for you “popular” kids….”I’m a creep…I’m a weirdo…what the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here…” You should listen to your idol and do as his lyrics say.
i am pretty sure i would love anything 311 wrote. i’ve grown up on it. It took me a listen or two to get accustomed to this cd, but i love it now.
i do not think its as good as their older stuff. but i thought it was a fairly good blend up their old hard rock/rapping and their newer reggae/dub music.
the fact of the matter is that true 311 fans like myself are the only ones that can truly appreciate an album like this. we have been there through every album and know the musical journey 311 has taken. we understand more of the lyrics because they have either been used similarly in another song of theirs, or they allude to another song (i.e. “a more beautiful disaster” on “Daisy Cutter”). Even some of their rapping sequences remind me of past songs.
and who ever thinks 311 fans are tools/frat ass holes or whatever, you have obviously never been to a 311 concert. ever wonder why its called the “311 Unity Tour”? no you haven’t. it brings all types of people together through their music. so if you dont like the music then why the fuck do you care? just sit and home and listen to radiohead or britney spears.
one last thing, no one really appreciates the musical skills and contributions 311 has made. Every member in 311 could kick almost any other member in any other bands ass musically (and physically..). Chad Sexton is absolutely ridiculous. i would go into detail but i dont even understand it fully. just ask any drummer that has a brain. Nick Hexum and SA Martinez are two of the best harmonizers in the history of alternative rock music. they sound amazing together, and separately they kick ass as well, especially when they rap. being a bassist, i cant say enough about P-Nut. He literally invented his own style of funk slap bass throughout the years. it was nice to hear him get some bass time on “Its Alright”. Tim Mahoney has perfect solos that stick with you hours after you hear them.
I just cant say enough about this band. Please dont comment on the band unless you’ve actually listened to the CD or know what the fuck you’re talking about.
Nope, never was really abused, neglected or any of that horse shit — in fact, I was, and still am, a pretty popular guy to be honest. Basically, I’m just kinda bored at work and am flabbergasted by how many people will defend the shittiest band ever (re: 311). As far as me being a tool or a douchebag, you’re welcome to your own opinions. But by saying shit like that, you’re just being a naysayer, bra. And you know what Nick Hexum and P-Nut say about naysayers, right? “Fuck da naysayers!”
As for you Anonymous, I’m not a snobby music fan, I just think 311 sucks. Since I’d only expect junior high school kids to still listen to 311 these days, and junior high school kids listen to shit like Jonas Brothers, would you think I’m being a snobby music fan for saying that the Jonas Brothers suck? Me thinks not, bra (that “bra’s” for you David, ya douchebag/tool).
And a couple of other things while I’m on my soap box…Radiohead IS the best band ever. I hate all of these music snob/naysayers trying to tell me different. And by saying, “can’t anyone just read an article for entertainment value anymore.*” how can you say that this article/the backlash that came from it has not been entertaining?
*(by the way, your statement that I just quoted required a question mark, not a period. How’s the remedial english classes coming along you anonymous idiot?).
However, I will agree with your statement that solid albums get shitty reviews sometimes. Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to go ahead and say that this is not one of them. Maybe I need to take mushrooms and listen to this album for me to change my opinion, but otherwise, this cd is probably dump.
I couldnt disagree more with some of the statements in this review. Hexum is not flat in “Too Much Too Fast”. SA is not emotionless. Ive listened to this group over the years and this is by far way better quality than DTOM, and some of their older stuff. Most will neglect putting a new album above older ones so quick. Truth is… 311 has stepped it up huge in musical demand of their album. They manage to throw down old school while harmonizing in new school form. While also still throwing in sections where SA lets loose on the mic such as in India Ink.
And to say the lyrics are lack-luster… You are missing the main point that 311 brings across in their lyrics. They intend to bring people together, as one organism, jumping and rejoicing. SA is clearly getting this point across.
i love music snobs and of course someone had to mention that fact that radiohead is the best band ever. you guys sound like children. can’t anyone just read an article for entertainment value anymore. i’ve read hundreds of horrible reviews of albums i like but i still listen to them and albums that i think are horrible i’ve seen get good reviews so really what does it matter. you kids are just to cool for this planet i guess.
Well, you must live a very interesting life to be so hard-core dedicated to being a pretentious asshole. It must be quite fulfilling. Abused as a child? Neglected? Or perhaps still a child? Either way, its amusing to those of us along the sidelines who don’t get so riled up at silly comments such as yours, although I do feel for the people that you do anger through your assy-ness. Oh, and don’t worry, tools and douchebags aren’t limited to just one category. There’s plenty of room for you to fit in, don’t worry…you’ll be included.
David, I use that phrase as kind of a joke, bra. It makes me sound like much more of an entitled and cocky asshole by using it — which I’m going for. But I’m pretty sure only total tools/frat douchebags listen to 311 so I definitely don’t fit into that category, bra. Go fuck yourself. Your welcome. Bra.
I’m not gonna get into the argument of “is this a good album” or “is this a good album by 311’s standards.” What I will say is this: anyone who uses “bra” as a way to refer to someone else is a total tool/frat douchebag. Thank you.
How kind of you, Captain Asshole.
I just wanted to be the person to drop the 100th post of this review. But while I’m here, I have a quick question…Why does every faggy 311 fan use the word “naysayer” so much? Moreover, the actual phrase, “Fuck the Naysayers.” Is that like a 311 thing? If so, make that the 1,435th reason I can’t fucking stand 311/311 fans.
I’m feelin famished for a 311 sandwich! This CD kicks ass, especially after evolver and DTOM. I like almost every 311 song for their own uniqueness. They never come with the same shit and are always trying to stay fresh. Sometimes that doesn’t work for everyone. This was the first CD since From Chaos that I liked since the first listen. Eveolver and DTOM had some weird, unique and kinda shitty songs, but after you listen to them for awhile, you realize that these songs might not come off strong at first, but they are loaded with musical genius. Go 311, you rock! Fuck the naysayers! People all over the world, they must be thinkin, all the shit that we kickin our shoes must be stinkin!!! stay positive and love your life. Go buy Uplifter twice! 17 good songs with the bonus stuff, most CDs have 3 good songs… so screw every hater on here… 3-11…3-3-11…. seee ya all in New Orleans!
Steve Kostecki on Jun 17th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
This review is complete shit. Whoever wrote this review hasnt listened to the album or even looked at the lyrics. Also, this person has never been in a mix.. and is probably to afraid to tell you that.
Uplifter is solid as shit…. its EPIC
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First off, what’s a “mix” you stupid piece of shit? Is that like a fuckin’ 311 gathering like Camp Bisco or some shit? “Awe bra, this guy’s never even been in a mix, what a fuckin’ narc brooooo”
Well although you were dissing the reviewer here (who I must say, nailed this review right on top of the head and I haven’t even heard the piece of shit album yet, I’m just going on instinct), I’m going to speak for he and I and tell you that if a “mix” has anything to do with 311, I sure as shit have never been in one, and I’m fucking so pumped that I haven’t.
Second off, Steve, I can’t believe your loser ass would put your full name down. You’re basically just putting a target on your back for people to see you on the street and give you a charlie horse for liking 311 and claiming that their new album is “epic”…ya fahkin’ dork.
Epic…haha. I love 311 but whoever thinks this cd is epic you must listen to some shitty music. Music, Grassroots,Soundsystem and Transistor were “epic”. I hate when people say..” oh well if u want another transistor or soundsystem just go listen to them”..because not one of their cds sounds the same. Im talking style and passion which were in the past 6 albums but not the last 2. Everything seems forced and not like 311 music. What happened to 311? Honstly. As much as i hate saying this 311 has lost their creativity. Instrumentally this album is good…but on most songs the lyrics take the train off the track. Ill continue to go to their shows because they put on a hell of a show, but no longer will i look forward to new material. Music itself is slowly dying and not one band or musician wants to do a damn thing about it..a shame..
This review is complete shit. Whoever wrote this review hasnt listened to the album or even looked at the lyrics. Also, this person has never been in a mix.. and is probably to afraid to tell you that.
Uplifter is solid as shit…. its EPIC
I’ve been a 311 fan well over 10 years and have had the pleasure of seeing them live over 20 times. They have been, and always will be, a pillar in the music industry. Uplifter proves that they aren’t just spouting B.S. just to make money and get people out to see their shows. Granted they have a following that is unmatched in it genre, but they still do care. Who cares who produced it and the bands he’s worked with. Yes he has an impressive resume, but 311 is the substance and gives Bob Rock another band to add to that resume. I appreciate what they do and will always be behind what they stand for. All together now!
I love 311…the music gives me energy and and puts me in a good mood….Not to beat a drum to death, but this album sucks by 311 standards…If it was another band that came out with this cd, I would love it…but waiting as long as we all did for a new album, its a little upsetting…were is SA rapping, or Nicks even…miT is a great guitarists and grew up listening and copying Kiss, Zepplin and the like, it must be driving him nuts that he has to be mellow now…I know they are getting older and evolving as there own taste in music changes….But give us some grassroots stylee or a couple of rap/rock jams…I want to nod my head to this…like i said, this album rocks, but not for 311 and it is definitely not their hardest album…SA could do a little more showboatin…its hard to imagine him dancing all over the stage to there sone…only time will tell and a few more listens couldnt hurt either…Take Care Of Yourself And Someone Else & Stay Positive And Love You Life!!!!
Look, when I first heard “Hey You” I was worried, but after I heard the rest of the album a few times I’m admiring the sophistication in their songwriting…All the kids on here who dis this record because it’s not Transistor or Grassroots are foolish for not realizing the best part of living is the sum of our experience, and at 31 I’ve grown up with this band.
The reviewer says Hexum lacks passion in his vocals, What?
Songs like “Get Down” and “Two drops in the Ocean” prove to me this band still has a passion for making music!
Lastly… most of Hexum’s lyrics have a dual meaning.. That most of the kids nor the reviewer picked up on…
I can only say that some folks want to see others fail,
This is a great record –
After listening to the new album enough times to actually be familiar with the songs, I have realized that the production is TERRIBLE!!! For some examples off of the top of my head: Chad sounds mediocre at best throughout the entire album, and
P-nut’s little slap sequence is barely audible on track #2. 311, I love you guys, but c’mon, get a better producer. What is Scotch Ralston doing these days???!!! Even though I dropped the $55 for the super-deluxe edition of Uplifter, I would gladly pay another $15 for a remastered re-release. Still my favorite band, though…
This review rivals last year’s Offspring review. Hooray!
It’s better than Don’t Tread On Me, that’s all I can really say I guess. The weak link here is the production. Bob Rock screwed the pooch.
Everyone needs to step back and remember why we listen to 311, it’s not because of the great lyrics or for some monk like meaning, it’s because the music is a release and made to take your mind off of bullshit and 311 always delivers.I’m 27 and every time I here a new album I feel like I did when I was 12 when I first heard grassroots. 311 music has always been childish that,s why it’s great,so fuck the nay sayers and go listen to fucking coldplay if you want some meaning.
I get so damn tired of reading reviews from people who say their new cd is different than from the beginning. No shit it is. It you actually listened to every songs lyrics youd understand that thats the way they want it to be. Thats the reason their different from the norm and not a radio band. Yeah some cds are better than others. Thats how every band has ever been. Get off their backs. No other band has produced as many good songs as 311.
I don’t get the sublime comparison at all. Is it because they are mostly white and play reggae? Because the sublime “vibe” is very different from a 311 “vibe”. Complaining about lyrical content is almost laughable. What kinda of lyrics would you expect to have on here? It’s a lighter pop driven album. You want darker profound lyrics with an abstract edge? Their lyrics have always been some what cheesy anyway. It’s not like they are creed or something. You also mention composition and how you like it when parts blend together, but their music has always varied like that. I like the contrast in transitions to keep it interesting. Reminds me of some jazz compositions.
Its time to call it quit boys. I have been a huge fan since the beginning, and everything has kind of gone down hill since Evolver. They have lost what 311 once was and have sold out. There not even playing in they’re hometown this year. WTF? Although, I’ll keep listening if they keep makin music.
ive been a huge 311 fan since the mid 90s and will be the first to admit that the last 2 albums definitely lack lyrically, especially compared to the vintages on grassroots and transistor. but you have to give credit when credit is due and these guys have not altered their approach or musical mindset that much as grunge, nu-metal, boy bands, ignorant club hip-hop and what-not have dominated music the last 15 or so years. Im not completely impressed with the new disc, but i still appreciate that my favorite band is still together and making new music. that and they tour EVERY year, sometimes twice, and that is what their real fans want, the live show.
Hey, milpool on Jun 7th, 2009 at 2:45 am — That was me who wrote that post, not some fag named Greg. I get what 311 was trying to do with their “double meaning” lyrics, and in my opinion, they failed doing so. Those lyrics fuckin suck, bra.
http://www.myspace.com/thesevolution on Jun 6th, 2009 at 3:58 pm — You’re a fuckin idiot.
Eric on Jun 8th, 2009 at 4:27 am — you’re argument has no merit. If you want to make an argument like that, you’re just sinking as low as I do. Saying, “Sometimes you can tell just by reading a review that some critics know absolutely nothing about music” literally makes me laugh because in my opinion, anyone who is still defending 311 knows NOTHING about music. Also, what are you doing posting on this site at 4:27 am ya fuckin loser? Go to bed bro!
Eric on Jun 8th, 2009 at 4:27 am
Sometimes you can tell just by reading a review that some critics know absolutely nothing about music.
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the same could be said of people with obviously shitty taste in music.
*points in your direction*
Care to elaborate on your comments, Eric?
Sometimes you can tell just by reading a review that some critics know absolutely nothing about music.
quote from greg the douche-nozzle:
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“Just in case you guys aren’t realized how shitty of fucking lyricists these douchebags are, just take a look at what they’re actually saying and tell me that these guys are fucking “dank.” They’re just spewing out words that make so sense, but they rhyme or they fit into a certain chorus. Give me a fuckin break here.”
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1st. The lyrics are a metaphor for music (his long time companion), not a person, think about it the lyrics are simple at first glance. If you think he’s talking about a real person you are missing the point, but it would seem that you are too dense to recognize that the song has a very clever double meaning…… Way to NOT notice that smart guy…
2nd. If you think 311 can’t write, read the lyric sheets to Grassroots and Transistor. You give me a fucking break man, you’re argument has no merit and your mother should have aborted you with a rusty hanger.
…wow what a penis-wrinkle!
This reviewer is a pretentious fucking moron
If you dont like this album you dont like 311 period? haha ok. Plenty of people didnt like DTOM so that makes them non fans right? Oh taylor..i take it from your name you’re a girl so i wont hold it against you as you probably listen to a lot of radio which would explain why you think this cd is a triumph. haha. yeah a triumph for getting away from their 311 sound.
setting aside my disagreements with the production aspects of the album…….they guys really put forth a heartfelt performance…theres a wide range of heavy rockers to lighter reggae…my favorite so far is Golden Sunlight…very moving…and it certainly lives up to the name..Uplifter is a refreshing focus on all that is positive…cant wait for the summer shows…
S.A. did not go into the studio and say..hey guys….can I contribute about 10 percent of what I normally do?..go ahead and work on the album, and Ill just sit on the bench……
Chad did not say : hey does anyone mind if I just leave my favoite snare drum at home?…I know its my signature sound for the last 15 years…but I like the small dull sounding one better….
Tim did not choose some of those guitar sounds,..and he didnt ask to be buried in the mix…
Nick did not gather the gang together and say.hey..Im just going to make me about 15 percent louder than any of you guys……
its the producer who made these contributions….
Id like to see them produce themselves next time ..they have the all the knowledge and experience they need to do it….and no longer need to relegate their sound to outsiders especially producers who dont really know the core of what the bands sound is…sure they want to grow and evolve musically..they can be better served by having the confidence to do it themselves..
311 is and will always be my favorite band……rock on…….
After this I’m done with those of you that are hatin’……They only enter in one contest, that they made up, that’s to be the three eleven-est. { FTB }
re: music fan on - Is that the best you can give me? Nice little story but I prefer non-fiction.
Welcom to the studio boys…Im an expert in Rock, my name proves it…ok boys heres what were going to do. first of all, Chad, I have to deal with your snare, but rather than trying a different mic or alternate compression technique, I’ll just take away your signature ’snare crack’ altogether..and i’ll go ahead and wash out all your cymbol work…dont worry..everyone will tell you what a great sound you have,,but they wont know why it just doesnt sound right. Tim, dont mind me back here behind your rig..im just taking a direct line out to put it through my line 6 pod. S.A.,buddy,..,we will get to you eventually..you will get 2 or 3 lines to sing…dont bring your turntables though,..and guys,..since the music is secondary,,im going to put the vocals up 7db.,,that will work better for adult contemporary anyway. Nick,,I know you were saving these ballads for your solo album,but cant we just go ahead and put em all here and call it a 311 album? Pnut! I forgot to produce you….how come you sound so good!..
I don’t care what anyone says, Uplifter is a huge triumph for 311. If you don’t like it, you don’t like 311, period. So if you spend your time going around talkin’ shit about great things that you don’t like, find something better to do……like listening to 311. See all you 311 fans at 311 DAY 2010!!
The band did a good job on this cd but the lyrics and non-311 chorus’ fucked this cd up. Singin for the panties now i guess.No more angsty, aggressive 311. Sucks..
311 is about done. They act like a socal band but are from omaha. There is 2 different 311’s now..omaha stylee and socal stylee. In the next 5 years they will break up or retire…and this cd is their retirement check. Thanks pop!
I have to say that the comments on here are full of a lot of misdirected hostility. In my opinion, 311 represents an open mind, willing to risk making the music that is inside their heads regardless if anyone else likes it or not. They put all of their heart, soul and energy into making what they think sounds good. Not to sell records. Not to try and win over the haters. To groove with people that can appreciate it, to uplift those that get it. And that’s why I’ll listen to Uplifter for years to come. I love the music of 311 because it’s always new, it’s always fresh and it has meaning (even if you refuse to open your mind to see it). I’m not gonna say 311 is the best or that they suck - why not just form your own opinion and listen if you connect. Given it a chance, it’s not about being the best or worst - but growing your mind to enjoy something unique and positive.
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Ok Ok, 311 may not be the best live show ever, but give them credit where it it due, they put on a great live show. They mix the set list up every night, constantly playing b-sides for devoted fans and sound great live. I have seen many concerts including Rolling Stones in ‘89 (I was 5), Pink Floyd, and many other of the greatest live bands of all time (thanks to a cool dad). I would easily put 311 in my top 5 list of live bands…
Oh yeah, greg from Jun 4th, 2009 at 1:12 pm? You’re a fuckin loser, go jerk off to some more shitty 311 songs ya homo.
orgle, sick name ya fuckin goon. But seriously, 311 = Best Live Band EVER?(?!?!?!?!?!) You obviously haven’t been to many live concerts then. Are you trying to say that 311 is a better live band than The Rolling Stones? What about fucking Radiohead, you ever see them live? Because they fucking kill it. Or what about Elvis, I heard he put on a pretty sweet-ass show back in the day. But since 311 is the best live band (gulp) EVER, then they probably smoke Elvis when it comes to pleasing the crowd, right?
I’m sure they totally fucking blow people’s minds out when they rip into “Down” after they get the crowd all psyched up by saying shit like, “How many you muthafuckaz are smokin’ graaaaaassssss tonight?”…(shitty DJ starts scratching)…”CHILL! I like my style as my ego becoooooommmmmes…” — or whatever their fucking shittily written, lame-ass opening line to that song is.
But Jesus Christ! People get killed for saying shit like “311 is the best live band ever.”
Bottom line orgle, I don’t think anyone is ever allowed to claim that a bunch of over-the-hill douchebag wiggers who still frost their tips are the best live band ever.
They just can’t make the same music I enjoyed. I think it is time for them to call it quits.
Never been a serious fan of this band, but they’ve had pretty good songs over the years, and I think this is a pretty good album. It’s “heavy” in the sense that the production is so very lush, I think. It’s not hard-rock, no, but it’s produced to within an inch of its life, without losing 311’s spirit. And yeah, I suppose it isn’t quite like “Transistor” or other early albums, but it does retain many of their trademark motifs, and perhaps is spinning off more in the direction of their big hit from a few years back, “Amber”. They still do rock music, but the laid back summery feel has definitely been emphasized. I even heard a few Brian Wilson-ish moments throughout the album, who as I recall was certainly not an influence back in the “Grassroots” days. As a fan of crisp, mellifluous, upbeat pop music, I think they do a damn good job here. (lyrically of course that’s another story, and the funk/hip hop bits are pretty dorky like always, but the album makes up for them)
Each time a new 311 album comes out, it takes me a while for it to grow on me. This one finally has and now I can’t stop listening to it. As a fan since 1994, I can say that this is their most creative and unique effort since Transistor. Take a good hard listen and you’ll hear the resemblance to Transistor (musically, not lyrically). Amazing.
Honestly, I can’t get this cd out of my head. I’m actually really impressed. They’ve managed to capture so many different elements in their songs. “Never Ending Summer” is incredible! Go Tim!
It honestly sounds like a jacked-up jack johnson cd.And unless you’re a female or a frat boy…thats not a good thing.But who doesn’t like a cd that gets old after 2 days…
Im a huge fan so im not a hater just very displeased with this album.Bummer, never ending bummer. I gave it 10,000 listens and still dont understand it.Some good songs but not a good album. You cant count the bonus songs cause theyre not actually on the album..take out tims 2 guitar solos and what do you have? Shit. But, like everyones saying..theyre getting older so its ok to put out a half ass, pop effort when theyre an underground, “grassroot” band. Well, everyone aboard the POP-TRAIN! Thank you 311 for the $15 beer coaster
James, why would anyone answer that question? You clearly are some bro who LOVES 311 and more than likely DMB.
Alex Young - how does that answer my question? I completely understand that critics exist. but if you don’t like something why go to a website and bitch about it to the fans. your bitching isnt going to change someone’s mind. Live and let live.
Yes, because reviews mean nothing. James A Wormull, how about you enlighten me then as to how critics have managed to exist for, oh, as long as the newspaper?
LOL SO many haters! Damn…If you aren’t a fan of 311 why are you looking up their stuff? Go away! That makes no sense. And if 311 is soooooo terrible - what do the haters suggest as a “better” alternative to listen too? Please enlighten me.
i’m shocked that there are so many people really like this band?
their cover of ‘love song’ by the cure was just horrible!
Uplifter is epic. Thanks 311
So, the moral of this story? Anyone who believes the new 311 album isn’t the greatest thing since Sgt. Pepper’s is an asshole. You learn something new everyday.
captain asshole is a douche bag
dear captain asshole,
Die
311= best live band around
what do you do? ohh nothing good talk
This is easily 311’s worst album. What’s funny about that is the lack of press out there: it looks like the label knew it was garbage so they didn’t mail out review copies to all the major sources!
This album is a bland, tuneless album that reveals 311 as washed-up. It’s ironic that there’s a song about “creativity” when 311 apparantly has no muse left. Sugar Ray or any nu-metal also-ran could have made this album, guys. Here’s another one Bob Rock can add to his pile of abominations.
Yeah..umm…that 311 doesnt seem to exist anymore.
In the immortal words of Nick Hexum, “Fuck the nay-sayers cuz they don’t mean a thing, this is what style we bring!”
311’s music[old and new]makes me happy. Nuff said
Michael Roffman is the fuckin man! Don’t take shit from any of these idiots, you’re responses just had me cracking.
Bottom line, 311 fucking BLOOOOOOWS — how are people still listening to these dinks? I heard their new song “Hey You” on the radio the other day and I was literally embarrassed because I couldn’t even get over how shitty these guys are at writing lyrics.
If this song is anything like the rest of the album, it appears to me that they just needed to make some money so they put out an album, knowing that shmucks would buy it.
Just in case you guys aren’t realized how shitty of fucking lyricists these douchebags are, just take a look at what they’re actually saying and tell me that these guys are fucking “dank.” They’re just spewing out words that make so sense, but they rhyme or they fit into a certain chorus. Give me a fuckin break here.
**NOTE: Items in bold symbolize the most whack-ass lyrics ever written.
Hey You by 311 Lyrics…
You’ve changed your tune
many times since we’ve met
But I’ll always recognize you
You are part of me
I feel you, whether in Jamaica or in the Angel city
You’re such a gift to me
Uuuuh
Chorus
Hey you
I gotta tell you my long time friend
I think of all those years you saw me through tears
and the good times that we spend
Hey you
You’re my constant companion
You always let me explain just what I’m saying
and we’ve just begun
Ooooh
I’ve got one wish for this music to be an uplift
And I need an uplift to deal
There are few songs all the people can sing along one song
Come along and sing it for real
Uuuuh
Chorus
Hey you
I gotta tell you my long time friend
I think of all those years you saw me through tears
And the good times that we spend
Hey you
You’re my constant companion
You always let me explain just what I’m saying
and we’ve just begun
ooooh
Bridge
As I wander around, town to town
Lost and found
When so many others come and go
(come and go)
The sweetness (sweetness)
Pulls me through
Chorus
Hey you
I gotta tell you my long time friend
I think of all those years you saw me through tears
and the good times that we spend
Hey you
You’re my constant companion
You always let me explain just what I’m saying
and we’ve just begun
Hey you
You never turned your back on me
(ooooh)
when I gave up on myself
Hey you
You never turned your back on me
(ooooh)
when I gave upon myself
Hey you
What would the world be like
without you around
Music
You’re my constant companion
oooooh
I’m just wondering why everyone hates on DTOM…I think that is a good album. My personal favorite is Evolver though.
The band sounds great,but the lyrics are LAME! and 311 has been my favorite band since the good ol’ days. I’m just hoping it will grow on me.
i agree with this article a bit but as a long time 311 fan their good songs are still really good
this album is great. not one song is bad.
Okay, so this is the least 311-sounding 311 album but I still like it. Face it, there will never be another album like the old days, the guys have changed. I don’t think they are resting on their laurels, I think this is just where their heads are at right now. The lyrics do feel very Hexum dominated, particularly when you consider the recent development in his personal life. I am also missing S.A., we need more of him. Regardless I’m still listening and enjoying.
I can say this will not be my favorite album by the band, but it won’t be my least fav either.
Everyone will have to judge on their own.
This review is garbage just like all you 311 haters including you so called supporters! If you think that this album is simiular to DTOM than you don’t have a clue of good music. This is a very solid COMPLETE album that has a good vibe to it. There is a song for everyone to like on this album! 311 has evolved into this sound and you maynot like it but at least respect it!
I don’t know why I even bothered checking the review…guess I was just curious to see what was being said. Everyone will have their own opinions about everything, including music of course. If you like the new 311 cd, good for you. If you don’t like it, good for you. What’s the point in arguing about it? There’s really nothing to argue about, either you like it or you don’t. I personally like the new album a lot but I’m not going to argue with someone that doesn’t. If they don’t like it there’s nothing you can do about it, just leave it alone and enjoy it for yourself. 311 promotes peace and love but I see some “fans” on here blasting people for not liking the new album. Let the haters be haters and fuck the naysayers. Simple as that.
I just got done listening to this whole cd- this review is a piece of sh*t.
good music is whatever pleases your ear. regardless of anything else, uplifter achieved that. a true musician will realize this. there may be better albums, but who cares, its hard to top 8 previous albums. 311 will always have a great message and put out amazing music with the 5 extremely talented musicians they exhibit. be positive, have respect and if you want to be such a hard critic, have a track record that can compare with the talent and success of these musicians.
You’re awfully angry critics here at cos when people don’t agree with you. Critics who don’t respond well to criticism… imagine that.>>>
Hardly. I just find it amusing to point out things that make absolutely no sense.
Nick has seemed to have totally taken over 311 on this album. Aside from a few portions do I ever hear SA and Tim takes the reigns for a couple abbreviated sections where his riffs and/or solos ever come through. It seems like with Uplifter 311 has become an entirely Hexum-dominated band, which really disheartens me as a loyal 311 fan since transistor. 311 needed a strong album to follow up DTOM (especially after the 4 year layover) and I’m not sure they accomplished this.
And, I don’t think anyone mentioned Never Ending Summer, which I think is one of their better songs on this one. It is more reminiscent of Music which I definitely appreciated by the time I got to track 8.
You’re awfully angry critics here at cos when people don’t agree with you. Critics who don’t respond well to criticism… imagine that. Keith is right though, most people (oddly enough mostly people who claim to be long term hardcore 311 fans) were hating on the album before it even came out. Hate on haters. Album is clearly not their best, but its rock ass music.
311 is my favorite band, and I will always love their music and message. However, I’m not feeling too Uplifted after a good listen to their latest album. If Transistor is the music that 311 really “wanted” to produce after the super popular blue album, why does Uplifter seem so pop assembled-isn’t that PLAIN? I really thought that they would head in a jazz/progressive direction, not a pop rock one.
I love how fans will chalk up their live performances to explain or support their albums. What the hell does their live performance have to do with their studio work? What’s on record is on record.
So comments like this…
“Like me, ive seen them in concert 8 or 9 times and it is always one of the best concerts ive ever been to. The vibe is positive and 311 is the shit!”
…have absolutely nothing to do with the album, review, or your argument.
You know, everytime a review comes out for a new 311 record I know it’s gonna get ripped, called cheesy, or weak or bad vocals or bad lyrics…. I’ve been reading the same reviews of their albums since transistor came out. That got bad reviews all over, as did the last 4 before this one. I’ve been listening to 311 since ‘95 I won’t lie and say I’ve been down since music because I wasn’t. But I have been a huge fan since ‘95 and still am. This is album is excellent. Their best since soundsystem. Is it a little different? Yea but it also has some old school 311 flavor mixed some new style. 311 has been playing packed shows for 15 years, still bringing in 10,000 a night on their summer tour. The shows get bigger and bigger, how many bands from the 90’s can say that? You either love ‘em or hate ‘em. But I can tell you this, not one person at the sold out shows and not one of the 15,000 fans from all 50 states that roll into new Orleans every 2 years just to celebrate their music gives a shit about the bad review they already knew that their favorite bands new album was gonna get.
It truly is Metallica meets Simple Plan meets What the Hell Happened to 311? I heard “Hey You” on the radio a couple weeks ago, and decided to not turn the station out of allegiance of what used to be one of my favorite bands. Needless to say, I am not impressed and after hearing snippets of all the songs on iTunes, good riddance. India Ink is probably the only one worth downloading? Shambles.
This album is awesome! The review is a piece of crap. This album has some typical 311 songs and some new songs with some decently hard gutiar riffs and music that you can really jam your stereo to. 311 is a cult band and not everyone will like them but the people that like them love them! Like me, ive seen them in concert 8 or 9 times and it is always one of the best concerts ive ever been to. The vibe is positive and 311 is the shit!
sorry for the fanboys out there that think that 311 is still what it used to be, but in my opinion they did not deliver what it was expected, i want another soundsystem or another transistor-like album.
Laina, next time remember to like a 311 album, and rejoice when all the current haters embrace critics for sharing their exact opinion! YAY!!!!!!!
I shouldn’t have expected much from a website called consequence of sound. Awesome name for a review site. Its like no matter what you review, its always going to be bad based on the consequences of their album.>>>
This is by far the most compelling and incredible analysis I’ve ever read on this site, in all its two year glory.
Oh, it’s also the most asinine, too.
Where do you guys come up with this stuff? It’s genius in all the wrong ways!
Haha, I love the comments here.
Good review, Laina. As a longtime 311 fan, I find it hard to accept that the CD is just flat, but you’re right. I’ll probably still try to enjoy it, but it’s just not their best work. It’s a shame that they didn’t bounce back from DTOM because I thought Evolver was excellent.
Alright, well let me know if you’re still listening to that cd 2 days from now without listening to anything else, itll prove how good of a cd it is. The cd is too random, too poppy, and it took 4 years to make? Im already tired of it after trying to adapt to this new sound…after one day. Its so frustrating to say that because i love 311. And im not a “week(weak) ass wanna be” 311 fan because ive been a loyal one for 13 years.
I don’t know why I even read these fucking reviews or the comments that week ass wanna be 311 fans leave!! I have been following these guys sine ‘91 and have seen them live over 30 times. Why can’t these critics at least appreciate the fact that they come up with a different sound every album they put out. Why would they want to put out the same sound time after time like all these other weak ass bands do. Music is on a decline in general, hip hop is dead and being taking over by electro!! So thanks to 311 for giving us an amazing album that has a little bit of everything that makes them what they are…..AMAZING. You want to listen to Music or Roots….then do just that!!
the review is right—its a pretty mediocre album. some great tunes, especially when they rock out a bit more, but this album reminds me alot of Dont Tread on Me. Maybe I feel like they’re trying too hard to be an alternative band nowadays, but I am happy they’re still making music. By the way, this is coming from a huge longtime 311 fan.
and yeah, you gotta love the battles 311 fans have defending our music
Here’s the deal, I’ve been a fanatic fan of 311 since Music came out… I have every CD of theirs including Omaha Sessions and a bunch of live shit from ‘91 and on, not to mention 6 live shows… And I gotta admit, 311 has turned to pop. The lyrics on Don’t Tread on Me and this one are so weak (remember from the Blue album: “Smooth like Reggie Miller in an air-born freeze frame…”) It’s like Nick is forcing this sub-par shit down our throats.
I will admit there are some great tracks on here. It’s a little bit better than DTOM but still some of their worst music and I’m really sad to say that. Long live Grassroots.
Been a 311 fan for 13 years now. I absolutely love them…I can’t say that enough. I’m not trying to hate on them because they mean that much to me…but they’re losing their touch, their roots, and headed in a direction i have yet to figure out. I understand theyre older. I understand they dont want to make the same music and album everytime. But this album has no flow to it whatsoever.Dont get me wrong..there are a few decent songs…Hey You, Its Alright and Jackpot. But two of the best songs were the bonus songs and they didnt make the album…weird. SA is almost nowhere to be found and Tim doesnt really seem to have a role anymore.Itr seems like Nick took over the reigns to what 311 sounds like… Im just not hearing a trace of the classic 311 sound that im used to. If I may quote them…”Once we turn to pop the show will stop”…thats all this cd is. Im sorry…
I shouldn’t have expected much from a website called consequence of sound. Awesome name for a review site. Its like no matter what you review, its always going to be bad based on the consequences of their album. prejudge everything I guess. I also think its hilarious that you can’t dive a little deeper into the album. Its a little more than indie rock, on the track “too much too fast” more like a homage to the beatles, which the band is huge fans of.
I guess you are entitled to your opinion, but my opinion is that your opinion sucks.
“every song is fucking dank.”
Your word choices just blow my mind, Jared. Dank? I’m speechless. Could you please take back your words and be a critic, too?
Yes, because a world without critics would be…
Critics are assholes and put everything down instead of appreciating it. This album is Epic, every song is fucking dank. Every time 311 puts out a new album, I can listen to the entire fucking thing and rock out to every song. There are no songs that i have to skip when listening because they’re all epic. Not every band can say the same, especially 10 albums in. Fuck the Naysayers.
“Only thing that matters if it’s funky to you”
Mix 311 fans and people who do not like them and hilarity always is the result.
Not even trying to be an asshole, just being honest. 311 sucks and have always sucked. Talk about a bunch of overrated cheese dicks, Jesus.
The issue with reviewing a new 311 album is that reviewers are so tempted to compare it to Music or Grassroots or other old stuff. Here is an undisputable fact: THEY’RE NOT 19 YEARS OLD ANYMORE!! They’ve grown! Their music has grown! Uplifter is an example of that. Some fans have jumped off since the stoner days! I roll my eyes at that. 311 is just as good as they’ve ever been. If you can’t get over the fact that they’re not writing stoner music anymore, quite frankly, you suck ass as a fan anyway and you’re missing out on some good new stuff. In fact, you’re missing out on the best album they’ve put out in 10 years! LOVE UPLIFTER!
Oh no! 311 isn’t putting out the exact same album every time! Get over it, this is a solid album, much better than the last. Judging by the first paragraph, you pretty much sound like you wanted to give this album a shit review before you even listed to it. You’ll mention the lack of heavy songs, and don’t mention a song like Jackpot, which is just straight up rock ass. I love reviewers, perhaps you’ll write better music then 311 someday….
I can’t agree more with your review. I have been a huge 311 fan for years and was excited when I heard that this was going to be the “heaviest” album of their career. Uplifter is anything but that and while it’s better than their last effort, it still is not good. Part of me almost feels like 311 knows their fans will show up to their summer tours regardless of what they put out and have quit trying. Unfortunately, this fan will not be spending the money to support the summer tour this year because I feel like the band has lost their direction. It’s a shame because their live show is great.
Artists always seem to drift when they become successful and don’t have to struggle anymore. This sounds exactly like an album written by a group of people for whom the last decade has been really pretty good.
been listening to it for a week now. it sounds like summer, definitely digging it more than their last 2. good review, would have given it 3 stars
Thanks Gianni for pointing that SA Martinez sang that bit - I completely missed that. I stand by my comment, though! I’ll also go in and change that typo. Cheers!
Very good review. I would go with 3.5 stars but that’s because I’m biased. You hit some good points about the genera mash-up and vocal delivery.
decent review… but you should get your facts straight.
”I’ve got one wish for this music/To be an uplift and I need an uplift to deal” is a lyric in ‘hey you’ sung by SA Martinez, NOT Nick Hexum, or “Vexum” as you wrote, presumably a typo.
otherwise… pretty spot on.
Best album since Transistor!!
one of my favorite albums so far!
Good ending to the article. I love 311 but their new music if it is good is just an added bonus, I will forever enjoy their first four to six CD’s no matter what they do.
Sep 7th, 2009 at 9:05 am
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