Well, all you have to do is go to Burning Man, have a “drug-fueled” epiphany, and you’re game. At least that’s what Adam Lambert did, as he recently revealed to Rolling Stone: “I realized that we all have our own power, and that whatever I wanted to do, I had to make happen.”

So, keep your hopes up and realize we all have our own power. Then, maybe you too can be owned by 19 Recordings/RCA and field offers from Queen.