So did you have fun at Pitchfork? At Siren Music Festival? Did you opt not to go to either and instead enjoy the fact that the streets were void of skinny jeans and ironic mustaches?

Whether you’re recovering from a fun weekend or avoiding the heat, I think we should all stay home and enjoy this week’s talk show offerings. The roster is pretty good even if Carson Daly is all reruns…again. Full of buzz and antigravity hair, La Roux shows up on Kimmel’s stage. Diane Birch is making quite a name for herself this year, as well, so check her out on Letterman. And Tom Motherhumpin’ Jones is on Fallon. You can’t beat that.

Here’s your Late Night Lobotomy.

Mon—Linkin Park*
Wed—Jewel
Thurs—La Roux

Mon—Tom Jones
Tues—Jordin Sparks
Wed—Flo Rida
Thurs—Demi Lovato, Twisted Sister

Mon—Kate Voegele
Wed—Mat Kearney
Thurs—Jason Aldean
Fri—De La Soul

Mon—Spinnerette
Tues—The Flatlanders
Wed—Diane Birch
Thurs—Ginuwine and Missy Elliott

Mon—Ben Harper & Relentless7*
Tues—Robin Thicke*
Wed—Cold War Kids*
Thurs—Nico Stai*
Fri—The Pains of Being Pure at Heart*

Mon—Eric Church
Wed—Kelly Rowland* = Repeat Episode

Stay tuned, folks!