Do you like music? Do you like watching people play music? Do you like watching people play music while you sit comfortably on your couch and eat Funyuns? If so, you’ve found the right place.

The lineup for this week’s talk show circuit is actually quite good, though I’m officially calling Carson Daly out as the least-working man in show business. He’s gone the all-rerun route this week again, while everyone else is airing mostly new episodes. What gives, Daly? Nonetheless, that doesn’t detract from the pure joy that is Passion Pit, Franz Ferdinand, and Crystal Antlers!

Here’s your Late Night Lobotomy.

Mon—Sean Patrick McGraw*
Wed—The Sounds
Thurs—Jack’s Mannequin
Fri—Diane Birch

Mon—Spinal Tap
Tues—Sean “Diddy” Combs
Wed—Passion Pit
Thurs—Jarvis Cocker
Fri—Jimmy Buffett

Mon—The Fray
Thurs—Regina Spektor
Fri—Ben Harper & Relentless7

Mon—Dave Matthews Band
Tues—Silversun Pickups
Wed—Elbow
Thurs—Cage the Elephant
Fri—Dave Matthews Band

Mon—Adele*
Tues—The Duke Spirit*
Wed—Lykke Li*
Thurs—Ben Harper & Relentless7*
Fri—Crystal Antlers*

Mon—Gavin DeGraw
Wed—Rodney Carrington
Thurs—Franz Ferdinand

Stay tuned, folks!