Marilyn Manson has swine flu
So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.
No word on what this means for Manson’s currently ongoing world tour.
SWINES FLEW IN TOP HATS SWINDLE
Glaxo is just a marketing hand
so who sold that vacc to the whole world carrying seeds of the next pandemic?
What state, what monster?
When failed, getting away to try again?
Like Oklahoma
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OH YEAH?
guess where all the internet monitoring flows to and you guessed where that vaccine maker sits
According to a list compiled by Dr. Patricia Doyle at rense.com, a host of strange ingredients are used to make up Hoffman-La Roche’s anti-flu drug Tamiflu, which has recently been connected with bizarre behavior,
Patients using Tamiflu — which many nations are stocking up on as a way to combat a possible pandemic of the deadly H5N1 bird flu — reported delirium, hallucinations, delusions, convulsions, disturbed consciousness and abnormal behavior. The FDA reports that side effects reported with Tamiflu include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, bronchitis, stomach pain, dizziness and headache.
ANTI-MONOPOLISTS VERY QUIET ON JUST ONE FIRM ”SERVING” THE WHOLE WORLD
poor manson :\
Me like fucking pig. Me like also dwarf porn.
wow alex you ripped off a headline. what are you suppossed to report swine flu comes after manson, it all says the same things. your doppleganger needs to find better things to be critical of.
How so? We had it first, my friend.
Your headline is a direct ripoff from another site. Cite or write your own.
wow that hurt
fucj u annonymos
fuck u hailey
OMG i love MaRilyn MansON and h8 all u other silly bitches :]u
I bet he tried to get it just for the publicity
this made me lol, hes so casual about it XD amazin
I once thought I had swine flu for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
unfortunately i will survive. what a drama queen
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO.
“Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”
Siiigh, Manson’s greatest hits album was the soundtrack to my fourth grade. I wish he was still good.
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