Sure, this week’s lineup is full of some of the big chart toppers of today (Pink, Toby Keith), yesterday (The Backstreet Boys), and tomorrow (Gossip). You might think, What more could I possibly want in a week’s worth of musical guests?” I have two words for you: Christopher Cross. He’s taken us sailing and gotten caught between the moon and New York City. Yeah, I know, you might need to take Tuesday off to recover.

Here’s your Late Night Lobotomy.

Mon—Pink*
Tues—Gossip
Wed—KISS
Thurs—Motorhead
Fri—The Backstreet Boys

Mon—Christopher Cross
Tues—They Might Be Giants
Wed—Lenny Kravitz
Thurs—Eve
Fri—Cory Chisel

Mon—Dierks Bentley
Tues—Anvil
Wed—Toby Keith
Thurs—The Backstreet Boys
Fri—Lady Antebellum

Tues—KISS
Wed—Rosanne Cash

Mon—Pete Yorn*
Wed—Juliette Lewis
Thurs—Joss Stone

Mon—Jack Ingram
Tues—The Avett Brothers
Fri—Phoenix

Mon—Jamie Foxx
Thurs—Ben Harper and Jack Black

Stay tuned, folks!