Normally I’d point out the fact that Leno is sans musical guests again this week, but seeing as he insists on killing NBC, his own career, and comedy for the entire nation, we have bigger issues to worry about.
Here’s your Late Night Lobotomy.

Mon—The Mighty Mighty Bosstones*
Tues—Melanie Fiona
Wed—Larry Gatlin
Thurs—Katharine McPhee

Tues—Ringo Starr
Wed—Ke$ha
Fri—The Hotrats

Mon—Vampire Weekend
Tues—Rosanne Cash
Fri—Lifehouse

Mon—Ryan Bingham
Tues—Findlay Brown
Wed—The Hotrats
Thurs—The Low Anthem
Fri—Matt Morris

Mon—David Gray*
Tues—The Raveonettes*
Wed—Lisa Hannigan*
Thurs—Pete Yorn*
Fri—Paolo Nutini*

Mon—Nellie McKay
Thurs—Vampire Weekend
Fri—Luke Bryan
Stay tuned, folks!
Carson Daly, Conan O’Brien, Craig Ferguson, David Letterman, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel