And the 2010 “We Saw This Coming” award for tour cancellations goes to Limp Bizkit. The band succeeds last year’s canceled Kanye/Lady Gaga co-headlining romp for the tour most unlikely to actually happen from the start.

Just a week after Snoop Dogg dropped out of the summer collaboration and was replaced by Ice Cube, Fred Durst tweeted the following:

Basically, Limp is not an ampitheatre [sic] band. We like to see less seats in front of the stage and more floor filled w fans going bananas. It’s just more fun for all of us that way. Some bands are meant to be seen mainly sitting down, but definitely NOT Limp Bizkit. We want to give you the best experience possible so we will reroute to the venues we feel will work the best. High energy , good times. We want you to have the best.

The band says the Gold Cobra shows are currently being rescheduled, but it sure sucks for anyone who got tickets via LiveSatan. Twitter user krooklynkracker tweeted, “You guys cancel shows and we who ordered our tickets in advance suffer. Live Nation stuck me for damn near $30 dollars.”

As someone who appreciates the value of a good circle pit, I understand wanting to ensure the right atmosphere, but damn, get it right the first time around.

According to another Durst tweet, the new dates will be put together in time for a fall tour. The band is still good for festival dates and non-U.S. engagements; see below.

Limp Bizkit 2010 Tour Dates:
07/02 - St-Ephrem-de-Beauce, QC @ Woodstock En Beauce
07/03 – Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center
07/05 – Cleveland, OH @ Time Warner Cable Amphitheatre
07/07 – Cincinnati, OH @ PNC Pavilion
07/08 – Charlotte, NC @ Uptown Amphitheatre
07/10 – Biloxi, MS @ Mississippi Coast Coliseum
07/11 – Atlanta, GA @ Aaron’s Amphitheatre *
07/13 – Bristow, VA @ Jiffy Lube Live *
07/15 – Tinley Park, IL @ First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre *
07/17 – Noblesville, IN @ Verizon Wireless Music Center
07/18 – Cadott, WI @ Rock Fest
07/20 – Burgettstown, PA @ First Niagara Pavilion
07/21 – Toronto, ON @ Molson Canadian Amphitheatre
07/23 – Clarkston, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre
07/24 – Darien Center, NY @ Darien Lake Performing Arts Center *
07/25 – Manfield, MA @ Comcast Center *
07/27 – Camden, NJ @ Susquehanna Bank Center *
07/28 – Virginia Beach, VA @ Virginia Beach Amphitheater *
07/30 – Hartford, CT @ Comcast Theatre
07/31 – Syracuse, NY @ New York State Fairgrounds
08/02 – Maryland Heights, MO @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre *
08/03 – Bonner Springs, KS @ Capitol Federal Park At Sandstone *
08/05 – Englewood, CO @ Comfort Dental Amphitheatre *
08/07 – Phoenix, AZ @ Cricket Wireless Pavilion *
08/08 – Chula Vista, CA @ Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre *
08/10 – Albuquerque, NM @ The Pavilion *
08/12 – Irvine, CA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater *
08/13 – Wheatland, CA @ Sleep Train Amphitheatre *
08/15 – Auburn, WA @ White River Amphitheatre *
08/20 – Kiewit, BE @ Pukkelpop
08/21 – Gampel, CH @ Open Air Gampel
08/24 – Dublin, IE @ Olympia Theatre
08/26 – Glasgow, UK @ O2 Academy
08/28 – Leeds, UK @ Leeds Festival
08/29 – Reading, UK @ Reading Festival
08/31 – Frankfurt, DE @ Jahrhunderthalle
09/03 – Stuttgart, DE @ Porsche Arena
09/05 – Dusseldorf, DE @ Philipshalle
09/06 – Amsterdam, NL @ Heineken Music Hall
09/08 – Paris, FR @ Olympia
09/09 – Lyon, FR @ Halle Tony Garnier
09/12 – Madrid, ES @ Palacio Vistalegre
09/14 – Lisbon, PT @ Pavilhao Atlantico
09/18 – Milan, IT @ Palasharp
09/20 – Munich, DE @ Zenith
09/21 – Lepzig, DE @ Haus Auensee
09/23 – Berlin, DE @ Columbiahalle
09/24 – Hamburg, DE @ Alsterdorfer
09/26 – Frederiksberg, DK @ KB Hallen
09/27 – Oslo, NO @ Klub Spekrum
10/01 – St. Petersburg, RU @ Ice Palace
10/09 – Warsaw, PL @ Stodola

* = w/ Ice Cube