It’s only Thanksgiving, but the fine folks who put on the Vans Warped Tour want us to know that they’ve already plotted out their annual summertime assault on America. Alt Press has revealed that the tour pretty much travels the same route that it does every year, and while the traveling festival may be hitting up extremely familiar locales, the banality of the itinerary shouldn’t keep the kids from coming out.

The lineup probably won’t be announced until next year, but Warped usually features a smattering of the most popular artists in alternative rock sprinkled with with a few classic acts. For example, attendees to last any one of last year’s event could see hardcore sensation Bring Me the Horizon play the main stage right before ska legends, Reel Big Fish.

Each stop brings in anywhere from 16,00-20,000 people, and with 44 dates listed on this summer’s schedule, the 2011 edition of Warped Tour should be a sure moneymaker. In the past, presale tickets have gone for up to $25 and folks who got them on the day of show typically paid $30-$35 to attend the 10-hour punk rock carnival/refugee camp.

However, you can now beg your parents to forgo Black Friday shopping at the mall, head to the interwebs, and snag you one of the special holiday ticket packages Warped Tour is offering. From today until December 10th, a measly $45 will get you a commemorative holiday ornament stocking stuffer and – get this – your own pair of Warped Tour tube socks. So if opening presents in Warped Tour socks is your cup of tea, then jump on the offer right away. If you prefer sandals, then just check out the tour dates below. Holiday packages are available here.

Warped Tour 2011 Tour Dates:
06/24 – Dallas, TX @ Superpages.com Center
06/25 – Houston, TX @ The Showgrounds at Sam Houston
06/26 – San Antonio, TX @ AT&T Center
06/29 – Las Cruces, NM @ NMSU Practice Field
06/30 – Las Vegas, NV @ TBD
07/01 – Pomona, CA @ Pomona Fairplex
07/02 – Venture, CA @ Seaside Park
07/03 – San Francisco, CA @ Shoreline Amphitheatre
07/06 – Bonner Springs, KS @ Sandstone Amphitheatre
07/07 – Indianapolis, IN @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
07/08 – Detroit, MI @ Comerica Park
07/09 – Chicago, IL @ First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
07/10 – Minneapolis, MN @ Canterbury Park
07/12 – Buffalo, NY @ Darien Lake PAC
07/13 – Boston, MA @ Comcast Center
07/14 – Scranton, PA @ Toyota Pavilion
07/15 – Toronto, ON @ Arrow Hall
07/16 – Montreal, QC @ Parc Jean Drapeau
07/17 – Hartford, CT @ The Comcast Theatre
07/19 – Milwaukee, WI @ Marcus Amphitheatre
07/20 – Cleveland, OH @ Time Warner Cable Amphitheatre
07/21 – Camden, PA @ Susquehanna Bank Center
07/22 – Pittsburgh, PA @ First Niagra Pavilion
07/23 – Uniondale, NY @ Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum
07/24 – Oceanport, NJ @ Monmouth Park Racetrack
07/26 – Washington, D.C. @ Merriweather Post Pavilion
07/27 – Virginia Beach, VA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
07/28 – Charlotte, NC @ Charlotte Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
07/29 – Orlando, FL @ Firestone Amphitheatre
07/30 – Miami, FL @ Cruzan Amphitheatre
07/31 – St. Petersburg, FL @ Vinoy Park
08/01 – Atlanta, GA @ Lakewood Amphitheatre
08/02 – Cincinnati, OH @ Riverbend Music Center
08/03 – St. Louis, MO @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
08/05 – Denver, CO @ Invesco Field
08/06 – Salt Lake City, UT @ Utah State Fairgrounds
08/07 – Phoenix, AZ @ Cricket Pavilion
08/09 – San Diego, CA @ Cricket Amphitheatre
08/10 – Los Angeles, CA @ TBD
08/11 – Sacramento, CA @ Sleep Train Amphitheatre
08/12 – Boise, ID @ Idaho Center Amphitheatre
08/13 – Seattle, WA @ Gorge Amphitheatre
08/14 – Portland, OR @ Washington County Fairgrounds