What. A. Week. That. Was. While you sleep off the hangover from SXSW, or the one you incurred by finding happiness in the bottom of a bottle because you didn’t make the trek to Austin this year, let me regale you with everything you missed in late night last week: nothing.

This week looks good, no incredible. We’re talking “come out of your drunken depression” incredible. We’re talking The Strokes first televised performance after the official release of Angles incredible. We’re talking the triumphant return of Duran Duran incredible. We’re talking Cut Copy playing a little Zonoscope incredible. Excited? Yeah, I know. It gets better: Peter, Bjorn, and John, Little Dragon, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, The Gaslight Anthem, and some combination of Bootsy Collins, Friendly Fires, and Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Here’s your Late Night Lobotomy.

Mon—Brett Dennen
Tues—The Gaslight Anthem
Thurs—Oh Land

Mon—Little Dragon
Wed—Friendly Fires, Bootsy Collins
Thurs—Tres Mts.
Fri—Cut Copy

Tues—Teddy Thompson
Wed—Grace Potter & The Nocturnals
Thurs—Wanda Jackson*

Mon—British Sea Power
Tues—The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Wed—The Strokes
Thurs—The Mountain Goats*
Fri—Oh Land*

Mon—Black Rebel Motorcycle Club*
Tues—The Morning Benders*
Wed—Biffy Clyro*
Thurs—Ra Ra Riot*
Fri—

Better luck next week!

Mon—Raphael Saadiq
Tues—Duran Duran
Wed—Keith Urban
Thurs—Peter, Bjorn, and John

* = Repeat

Stay tuned, folks!