By Austin Trunick on August 18th, 2011 in
If you can embrace (or at least look past) some antiquated tropes, your next hurdle will be some lyrics that are surprisingly amateurish for such a seasoned veteran. Hatfield is guilty of some painfully literal songwriting, including “Taxicab”, a song about a cab ride, and “Candy Wrappers”, a song mostly about a mess of (you guessed it) candy wrappers left on the floor. The worst is “Batteries”, a song in which she admonishes us on the perils of forgetting to charge our electronics. Nothing says open mic night more than singing lyrics such as “The batteries are dead/Totally, completely dead [...] Completely fucking dead.” It’s bad enough to recall another buried mid-’90s memory: Phoebe Buffay’s agitating coffeehouse performances on Friends.
Still, it’s hard to blame someone for sticking to their guns, and the cult fanbase who helped finance the album’s recording through PledgeMusic.com will no doubt follow her here. You can’t say her heart’s not in the right place, either. Portions of the album’s proceeds will go to support animal shelters in Puerto Rico and New England.
Essential Tracks: “Don’t Wanna Dance”, “Sex and Drugs”, and “Wasting Time”