Seafaring music fans already have several voyages at their disposal: the punk rock-heavy Bruise Cruise, the chilled out Jam Cruise, and the slightly nerdy Weezer Cruise. Offering a slightly different experience, R. Kelly‘s Love Letter Cruise will make its maiden voyage next October. The first rule aboard the SS R. Kelly? No peeing in the pool.

The five-day cruise sets sail on October 1st from Miami, FL and includes stops at several Caribbean ports. The real appeal, however, are the on-board amenities. As per an issued press release:

“An exciting time awaits you on Carnival Cruise Line ‘Destiny’, as R. Kelly presents a fabulous performance, never seen before at SEA. Enjoy delicious cuisines. Work up a sweat at the ‘Stepping Class’. Sign up for the ’12 Play’ Basketball Game. Pamper yourself with a massage, and select from more than 20 various games and activities on board, along with special guest artists. Don’t miss this exciting cruise with R. Kelly.”

Sadly, the “Trapped In A Closet Reenactment Booth” won’t be ready in time for departure.

Double rooms aboard the ship start at just $1,499; book your reservations here. Below is R. Kelly’s post-throat surgery return track entitled “Shut Up”.