If the whole of pop culture was a person, ate a 15-foot long Pixy stick, and tossed its cookies, this would be the glorious mess left on the floor.
Flying Lotus – “Tiny Tortures”
Not only do we approve of Lotus’ implied meditation of the relationship of man and machine, but Elijah Wood finally looks badass with a robot arm.
Hot Chip – “Don’t Deny Your Heart”
If soccer matches really went down like this, the U.S. might actually get behind the game. Just don’t call it “football” anymore.
How to destroy angels_ – “Ice Age”
Trent Reznor has generated his own disturbing images, but director John Hillcoat’s visual exploration of impending doom makes him look like the Michael Bay of feelings.
Lil Wayne – “No Worries”
Weezy’s rendition of Raoul Duke is just passable enough to keep Hunter S. Thompson from rolling in his grave. That is, if his ashes hadn’t been shot from a fist-shaped cannon.
R.E.M. – “That Someone Is You”
James Franco: Ya know what Grease is missing? Giant cat heads! Cast, crew, R.E.M. members: Are you sure, James? James Franco: Trust me, I was in Eat Pray Love.
The Rolling Stones – “Doom and Gloom”
Watch out, Mick Jagger, that decaying, flesh-hungry zombie’s infiltrated the band! Never mind, that’s just Keith Richards.
Tanlines – “Not The Same”
The best part of being in a 14-member band comprised of various versions of two people? Surprisingly less luggage.
Tegan and Sara – “Closer”
It’s good to see the sisters Quin cut loose and have a good time. Let’s hope latex bodysuits and whip cream bras don’t follow in their pop-ification.
Matthew E. White – “Will You Love Me”
Matthew E. White will never be completely alone as long as he has that awesome beard.
