If you’re an NBA fanatic, you already know what you’re doing this Sunday. It’s the annual NBA All-Star Game, where the best of both conferences come together in one epic (and ridiculously scored) match. Typically, it’s the West that’s the best, just as the saying goes, but this year it’s anyone’s game — especially with the way LeBron James has been playing. Then again, I’m sort of bias.

With that in mind, Consequence of Sound thought we’d assemble our own team of All-Stars, only they’d be made up of musicians. The result is a rag-tag team of veterans and newcomers to the game. Some might be sweating it real hard (ahem, the 50-year-old Michael Balzary) while others are no more than fledging rookies (we’re looking at you, Biebs).

Nevertheless, here are some collector’s cards to add to your collection.

Artwork by Steven Fiche.

Win Butler

Hometown: Truckee, CA
Born: April 15, 1980
College: McGill University
Games Played (GP): 122
Points (PTS): 1,976
Rebounds (REB): 1,273
Assists (AST): 707
Steals (STL): 170
Blocks (BLK): 229
Personal Fouls (PF): 394
Minutes (MIN): 3,619

Jeff Ament

Hometown: Havre, MT
Born: March 10, 1963
College: University of Montana
GP: 579
PTS: 9,411
REB: 4,089
AST: 3,358
STL: 859
BLK: 1,030
PF: 1,277
MIN: 16,810

Snoop Dogg

Hometown: Long Beach, CA
Born: October 20, 1971
College: N/A
GP: 411
PTS: 8,941
REB: 3,781
AST: 2,918
STL: 727
BLK: 1,048
PF: 1,126
MIN: 14,385

Matt and Kim

Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Born: N/A
College: Pratt University
GP: 4
PTS: 128
REB: 0
AST: 1,262
STL: 0
BLK: 0
PF: 0
MIN: 192

Kanye West

Hometown: Atlanta, GA / Chicago, IL
Born: June 8, 1977
College: Chicago State University
GP: 216
PTS: 2,954
REB: 2,527
AST: 0
STL: 509
BLK: 776
PF: 632
MIN: 4,536

Justin Timberlake

Hometown: Memphis, TN
Born: January 31, 1981
College: N/A
GP: 93
PTS: 1,994
REB: 1,153
AST: 698
STL: 202
BLK: 256
PF: 251
MIN: 3,149

Chris Brown

Hometown: Tappahannock, VA
Born: May 5, 1989
College: N/A
GP: 47
PTS: 611
REB: 460
AST: 2
STL: 83
BLK: 122
PF: 282
MIN: 517

Lil Wayne

Hometown: New Orleans, LA
Born: September 27, 1982
College: University of Houston, Phoenix University
GP: 74
PTS: 1,258
REB: 810
AST: 912
STL: 157
BLK: 189
PF: 248
MIN: 1,554

Nikolai Fraiture

Hometown: New York, NY
Born: November 13, 1978
College: Hunter College
GP: 176
PTS: 2,992
REB: 1,636
AST: 1,724
STL: 256
BLK: 448
PF: 1,509
MIN: 3,871

Justin Bieber

Hometown: London, ON
Born: March 1, 1994
College: N/A
GP: 11
PTS: 19
REB: 2
AST: 6
STL: 0
BLK: 8
PF: 0
MIN: 23

Flea

Hometown: Melbourne, AU
Born: October 16, 1962
College: University of Southern California
GP: 654
PTS: 12,426
REB: 7,499
AST: 6,082
STL: 1,353
BLK: 2,098
PF: 2,812
MIN: 23,544

Master P

Hometown: New Orleans, LA
Born: April 29, 1967
College: University of Houston, Merritt Junior College
GP: 510
PTS: 8,670
REB: 6,273
AST: 2,907
STL: 851
BLK: 1,366
PF: 1,377
MIN: 0