Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth, aka Diamond Dave, is a lot of things: a songwriter, an actor, “Just a Gigolo”, an author, and even a former radio personality. That’s not all. He’s also apparently a shirtless, tattooed, milk-drinking Japanese assassin. No, really.
As The A.V. Club reports, Roth has been living in Tokyo, where he’s “found time to both date a girl half his age and make a short film in which he plays an assassin.” Whether he’s pursuing a lifelong dream or been watching way too much John Woo, it’s hard to tell. Little reasoning for this affair, though it does make for one hell of an afternoon treat.
Enjoy the four minute whatever-it-is below.
In related news, Van Halen’s future tour riders will include strawberry milk. Lots of it.