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Who knew Jewel could be so brutal. And funny.

on September 06, 2016, 10:15am

We already highlighted Jewel’s brutal takedown of Anne Coulter as part of Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe. But Alaska’s greatest export had plenty more salacious one-liners directed at the other celebrities gathered: “Jeff Ross is going to party like it’s 1999 — Anne Coulter is going to vote like it’s 1899.” “Rob Riggle – you look like every dad who can’t handle having a gay son.” “Peyton Manning is here, because Eli is still out there making his dad proud.” “David Spade, amazingly, has slept with some of the most beautiful actresses in Hollywood — proving just how ugly show business makes women feel.”

And when it came time to roast the man of the hour, she burst into a parody of her own “You Were Meant For Me”, reworking the song with quips about Lowe’s infamous sex tape and her past relationship with the actor (“Out of all your films, I was the best thing you’ve ever been in”.)

Who knew Jewel could be so brutal. And funny.

Replay Jewel’s full roast below.

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