Tim Nordberg - Contributing Writer

Tim Nordberg’s past is shrouded in mystery.

An anonymous source reports that he flew a dirgible from Newfoundland to the Arctic Circle in 1879.

A dubious birth certificate claims he is the illegitimate son of fictional detective John D. Watson.

According to hearsay, he may have died of exposure in the 1997 Iditarod–or he may not.

What is known is that he studied the dead language of “Ing Lish” at a prominent Southern state university, and then packed up carpetbags to Chicago after a year of going to seed. He was then brainwashed in late 2008 by former classmates into picking up the pen again, this time for a shadowy virtual organization known only by the cryptic moniker “Consequence of Sound”.

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