The Rolling Stones and Foo Fighters headline a massive, eclectic bill.
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That’s 168 hours of Nickelback.
People still buy rock albums — just not ones made by Nickelback.
Is the band everyone loves to hate actually as bad as they seem?
There has to be a reason they’ve sold 50 million records. Right?
“With your help, we can ensure that the band do not schedule any gigs here.”
And unfriend them with just one more.
Turns out “Nickleback” and “nickel sack” sound an awfully lot alike.
“Tonight, the cradle will rock.”
Maybe now we can get the government re-opened?
They beat out Nickelback, GNR, and U2 in a fan poll.
“Rock & roll is dying because people became OK with Nickelback.”