Your paint-by-numbers guide to the year’s most hellish week in music.
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- 1Marilyn Manson performs "The Beautiful People" with Johnny Depp and Die Antwoord, for some reason -- watch
- 2Listen to Lorde, age 12, cover Kings of Leon's "Use Somebody"
- 3Smart people listen to Radiohead and dumb people listen to Beyoncé, according to study
- 4Kasabian accidentally called everyone in London "cunts"
- 5Jimmy Page reveals why there was no Led Zeppelin V