John Carpenter scores the movies in our heads.
Articles by Dan Caffrey
Vague messages and histrionics drown out this album’s energy.
Editor’s Note: Dan Caffrey stands proudly over a mountain of lies.
A tribute to the band who made growing up optional.
We’re hitting up the “B”s of pop culture.
After all, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.
Hello, kiddies! Let’s resurrect the Crypt Keeper!
With a new LP looming, we sort through the band’s six albums of old-timey musicality, Dickensian vocabulary, and highfalutin storytelling.
Come come commala and enjoy the trek.
Revisiting the albums upon which one of hip-hop’s mightiest empires was built.
Warning: These loose opinions are hardly mint.
An accidental—and enjoyable—winter album.