Sarah Frink is an instructor of English composition, which makes her a real-life Professor Frink (sans the massive overbite). Most people are incapable of referring to her simply as “Sarah” and/or without some modification to her last name (and yes, yes, she’s heard them all). She feels that the rest of this bio should consist of random disjointed bits of information, and so it will: Sarah enjoys well-hyphenated adjectival modifiers, obscure pop-culture references, and caffeine. She doesn't mind Chicago winters -- kind of likes them, even -- and therefore grows weary of constant Facebook status updates about the weather being too cold. She also has the ability to move her thumbs behind her knuckles.

Oh, you wanted to know about music. Her tastes are pretty eclectic, which probably will reveal itself a time or two on this site. That is good enough for now.