“Hey, Pumpkin-heads, you know that new sound you lookin’ for? Well, listen to this…”

There’s a part of me that wants to just sit back, drink a tall cool one, and enjoy reading how the remaining Smashing Pumpkins fans can explain or justify this video, but instead, I’ll try and forget this ever happened — or just pop some Advil.

Fans, your prayers do nothing. Clearly.