Here’s a Christmas story for all you boys and girls. Back in 1996, Geffen Records released a holiday compilation entitled Just Say NoÃ«l. Stuffed between tracks from XTC, Beck, and The Roots is a cover of Martin Mull’s “Santa Doesnt Cop Out on Dope, a rare ode by those lords of noise rock, Sonic Youth. While Mull’s original is like a trek through a cynical winter wonderland, the sonic destruction and obliteration of the Youth’s rendition adds an even sharper edge to the track, making that Christmas Eve snowfall into a barrage you’ll eagerly await like you did as a child. Enjoy the track below and feel the real magic of the season (via self-titled).