deadmau5’s cat headphones
Cats don’t like their owners, let alone music, but deadmau5 loves his kitty so much that he worked alongside frequent collaborator Joshua Davis to commission exclusive and highly expensive headphones for the feline kind. And while the average Zooey can’t afford its $1,000 asking price, celebrity furballs like Tardar Sauce and Snacks probably enjoy the effort. At the time of press, the DJ’s own Professor-Meowingtons could not be reached for meow. –Michael Roffman
Creep Factor: Zero, more like the cute factor.
Perfect for: turning that cat’s grumpy frown upside down.
Gift wrap? Our office cats love to claw at paper, so that’s a 10-4, Garfield.