We have no doubt that a great many of you spent last Christmas in your Slayer sweaters, taking holiday photos and sipping eggnog between boot-stomping little Billy’s new train set. This Christmas, celebrate the holidays with a little less overt aggression by honoring the miracle of another musical outfit whose spread more joy than even Santa Claus himself: the Wu-Tang Clan. Because there’s nothing more heart-warming on Planet Earth than this.
Shredders Knit Apparel is now taking pre-orders for the “36 Chambers Knit ‘W’ Sweater”. The blue and gold item features a version of the troupe’s classic logo and is available in S, M, L, and XL. And much like the Slayer sweater’s subtle use of an inverted Star of Bethlehem as a pentagram proxy, the Wu sweater’s arms feature two killer bees (as in the Wu-Tang off-shoot responsible for 1998’s The Swarm).
The sweaters are available for pre-order here for a cool $79.99. However, Shredders warns that the stock is extremely limited, so snag yours right now before you have to wear a Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer sweater like some punk-ass bitch.
While you await your special delivery from the realm of Shaolin, check out a bunch of dudes in Christmas sweaters dancing and mean mugging to the Wu’s “Shame On A Nigga”. May this be the most C.R.E.A.M.-y X-Mas ever!