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Dave Chappelle: “If North Korea drops a bomb… I hope it lands on Hartford, Connecticut”

on September 05, 2013, 5:45pm

chapelle Dave Chappelle: If North Korea drops a bomb... I hope it lands on Hartford, Connecticut

Last week Dave Chappelle took the stage in Hartford, CT as part of Funny or Die’s Oddball Festival. But after being heckled with references from Chappelle’s Show and other projects, the renowned comedian stopped performing and, instead, spent most of the 25-minute set making small talk with audience members in the front rows, smoking a cigarette, and even reading a book. “I’ve been up here a while now and I thought it was me but now I’m sure it’s you. There is definitely something wrong with you,” he reportedly told the audience.

Chappelle was back on stage in Chicago Saturday night, but still fuming over the Hartford performance. As The Laugh Button reports, he unleashed a vicious tirade against the city, saying, “I swear to God it wasn’t my fault and I promise you, contrary to popular belief, that I’m not on drugs.”

He continued: “I will never go back. I won’t even go back to Hartford for fuckin’ gas. I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea drops a bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands on Hartford, Connecticut, onstage at that fuckin’ arena.”

Chappelle added that the audience was evil and full of “Suburban torturers. Young white alcoholics. Just booin’ and talkin’ all kinds of shit. I wanted to pull like a reverse Kramer, just call ‘em all crackers or something like that.” Stating, “That shit in Hartford was bad! You know that crowd feels lucky that they got to see me freak out. It’s just like being at the fuckin’ tiger show the night Siegfried & Roy got their throats bit out by the tiger. It’s fucked up, but I know that’s why you go to the tiger show.”

Update: The Mayor of Hartford issued a response on Twitter today: “Dave Chappelle should quit whining, do his job and try some yoga. #HartfordHasIt”

Here’s audio of the rant:

In related news, the annual number of tourists to the Mark Twain House has decreased 100%.

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