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Put your children to sleep with Goodnight Moon as read by GWAR’s Oderus Urungus

on October 22, 2013, 4:40pm

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Looking for that perfect Halloween bedtime story for your little one, the kind of tale that mixes good old fashioned story-time with gruesome costumes and completely NSFW language? Well, GWAR’s Oderus Urungus is here to grant your demented, humorous wish.

The good folks at Loudwire got the Scumdogian singer to sit down and read completely mutilate the childhood classic, Goodnight Moon. Among his alterations to the story are revelations that Apollo 13 was a conspiracy, what I thought were stalkings are actually drying condoms, and how Bush is never going to release another album. All of this makes some sort of twisted sense in Oderus’ telling, even the entirely rewritten ending. So go ahead, pull up those jammies, slip that combination night cap/ear muffs over your baby’s head, and get ready for sleepy time.


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