Kyle Turley
Death, Drugs, and DoubleCross
Who: Offensive lineman Kyle Turley, formerly of the New Orleans Saints, San Francisco 49ers, and Kansas City Chiefs.
Wait, That Name Sounds Familiar: Yea, it’s this guy:
Genre: Southern rock meets heavy metal.
Released: 2011
Audio sample: This would be the title track and its utterly ridiculous music video.
One of the Songs is About: NFL players who’ve suffered traumatic injuries.
So, I’m Guessing Roger Goodell Didn’t Buy a Copy? He’s more of a Lil Wayne fan.
Is He Still Making Music? This was actually Turley’s second album; his first, Anger Management, came out in 2010. He also has his own record label called — wait for it — Gridiron Records and he’s on all the streaming music services. Definitely the most professional musician of the ones mentioned here.