Earlier this week, 50 Cent was invited to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at a New York Mets baseball game, and things went terrible wrong. But just how bad was 50’s pitch? The Washington Post has reviewed other failed first pitches, everyone from Carly Rae Jepsen to Kim Kardashian to Cookie Monster, and have determined that 50 Cent’s first pitch was, in fact, the worst one ever. To put it in perspective, Tara the Hero Cat, Mariah Carey, and a mechanical dinosaur all were able to get it closer to the plate.
In case you missed it the first go-around, here’s the pitch in all its glory: