Brooklyn’s own Mr. Muthafuckin eXquire has maintained a rather low profile for much of 2014, delivering just a few random freestyles and a cameo on Kool A.D.’s new Word O.K. album. Today, though, he makes up for lost time with this writer’s favorite song title of the entire year (and maybe of all recorded history), “I Ain’t Even Fuck Rihanna bka One For Lime-A-Rita Papi”.
Over a beat of dusty pianos ala MF Doom or early Naughty By Nature, eXquire strings together rhymes about his anti-government policies (“fuck the government”), Internet porn, and being ignored as a “deep” emcee.
Oh, and make sure you stick around for his four-plus-minute spoken word bit, where he unveils plans to release only singles and offers an update on his personal life. Hint, it involves champagne rooms.
Listen in below: