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Glastonbury reveals 2014 schedule, here are the 21 most asinine conflicts

on June 05, 2014, 3:19pm

The downside of being the world’s biggest music festival? Inevitably there are going to be conflicts galore, and that’s certainly the case for this year’s Glastonbury Music Festival. Set for June 27th – 29th in Pilton, UK, this year’s festival promises performances from Arcade Fire, Jack White, Metallica (maybe?), The Black Keys, Robert Plant, Radiohead’s Jonny Greenwood, Lily Allen, James Blake, Interpol, Pixies, Massive Attack, Skrillex, St. Vincent, Disclosure, Manic Street Preachers, Lykke Li, and a hundreds of other really great acts. This week, organizers revealed the daily schedule, and well — here are 21 very tough decisions attendees will have to make:

Friday, June 27th:

1. Arcade Fire vs. Skrillex vs. M.I.A. vs. Metronomy vs. Kaiser Chiefs vs. Jamie xx

2. Lykke Li vs. Four Tet vs. Tinairwen vs. Billy Bragg vs. MØ

3. CHVRCHES vs. Danny Brown vs. Elbow

4. Lily Allen vs. Interpol vs. tUnE-yArDs vs. Parquet Courts vs. Wild Beats

5. HAIM vs. Rudimental vs. Poliça

6. Rodrigo Y Gabriela vs. John Newman vs. Drenge vs. Hozier

7. The War on Drugs vs. Blondie

Saturday, June 28th:

8. Metallica vs. Bryan Ferry vs. Mogwai vs. MGMT vs. Fatboy Slim

9. Pixies vs. Chromeo vs. Goldfrapp

10. Jack White vs. Manic Street Preachers vs. Nick Lowe

11. Little Dragon vs. Anna Calvi vs. Beth Orton vs. Foxes

12. Robert Plant vs. Imagine Dragons vs. Kacey Musgraves

13. Warpaint vs. Kelis vs. The Internet

14. Angel Haze vs. Charli XCX vs. Midlake

15. Jagwar Ma vs. Courtney Barnett

Sunday, June 29th:

16. Kasabian vs. Massive Attack vs. Disclosure vs. London Grammar vs. Above & Beyond

17. The Black Keys vs. James Blake vs. Chance the Rapper vs. Ellie Goulding vs. Bonobo

18. The Black Keys vs. St. Vincent

19. St. Vincent vs. The Wailers vs. Brian Jonestown Massacre vs. Bombay Bicycle Club

20. The Horrors vs. Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band

21. Dolly Parton vs. Sam Smith vs. Phosphorescent