Given the UK’s impending Armageddon after voting to exit the EU, you’d think the media would have better things to report on than the number of times Adele cursed during her Glastonbury performance. Yet several UK publications, including the Daily Mail and the Mirror, devoted entire articles to hammering Adele for her “potty mouth” and the 33 TIMES she swore while on the Pyramid stage. As the Mirror calculated, that’s one curse word every 2.7 minutes! Oh the humanity!
Given that the average adult curses once every eight seconds and, against all odds, she was performing before 100,000 people, it was to be expected that Adele would let out a few expletives over the course of the evening. She even admitted as much during the performance, joking about how the BBC gave her a warning about her “potty mouth.” “Bet Muse didn’t get that!” she added.
Honestly, the more cursing, the less Muse the better: