In general, Insane Clown Posse fans — aka Juggalos — aren’t exactly viewed as sages of taste; this is the group whose core tenets include Faygo and black-and-white face paint. So when even Juggalos are repulsed by Burger King’s latest gimmick, it must be bad — really bad.
In the latest installment of the YouTube web series “Juggalos Review Foods”, two homies taste test BK’s new cat poop-shaped fried mac and Cheeto cheese curls. While one notes that “in theory, [the Mac n’ Cheetos] sound like it would be delicious,” he’s not too high on the treat. Even though the other one gives it a 6.5 out of 10, even he admits that “they smell weird” and that they have “a lot of cheese taste flavor.” Really, the whole review is best summed up by the incredibly articulate utterance, “This tastes like processed, weird, gross, mac and cheese-like, gimmicky, piece of crap food item from Burger King.” Which, yeah, that’s pretty much what you’re eating there.
Yet, major props are due to the duo for actually stomaching the entire box. Say what you want about their taste in music — they at least know shit when they eat it. Check out the video above.