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Kid Rock is now selling pro-Trump merchandise

on December 06, 2016, 7:00pm

If you’re wondering what ultimately helped sway Michigan voters towards Donald Trump in last month’s election, it was probably Kid Rock. The Joe Dirt supporting player was a vocal supporter of the orange one during the election, and is now doubling down by selling pro-Trump merchandise.

The trio of shirts would no doubt be approved by our president-elect, in that they’re filled with the kind of colorful, combative, not-so-clever language that’s come to define both the soon-to-be most powerful man in America and his voting base.

One reads “God, Guns & Trump,” perhaps to honor that scene in the Bible where God gave each apostle a semi-automatic. Another names all Democratic-voting states “Dumbfuckistan,” a phrase adapted from this year’s London Has Fallen, a movie only a Trump voter could love. The final shirt implies that all Donald Trump haters currently have a penis in their mouth, because, as we’ve learned time and again through his music, there is nothing Kid Rock finds more emasculating than a having a schlong in one’s mouth. Why oh why would Pamela Anderson ever leave him?

Check ‘em out below.

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