05. Alice in Chains – “Man in the Box”

Butt-head: Whoa, his eyes are sewn shut.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah! He must have seen something so horrible, like, his eyeballs melted.

Butt-head: Maybe he saw that Winger video.

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04. Metallica – “One”

Butt-head: Lars is cool.

Beavis: Isn’t he that dude on The Addams Family?

Butt-head: You’re thinking of Lurch, dumbass! Lars could kick Lurch’s butt.

Beavis: Yeah. He could kick Cousin Itt’s butt, too.

Butt-head: Does Cousin Itt have a butt?

Beavis: Yeah. [jabbers like Cousin Itt]

Butt-head: [imitating Lurch] Uhhh, you rang, Mrs.  Addams, uhhh?

Beavis: Heh heh, that was pretty funny, Butt-head.

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03. AC/DC – “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”

Butt-head: Dirty deeds are cool. Hey, Beavis. Have you ever done a dirty deed?

Beavis: Yeah. I spanked my monkey one time.

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02. Motörhead – “No Voices in the Sky”

Butt-head: You know who Lemmy looks like? He looks like that dude down the street that’s always working on his car.

Beavis: The guy who parks his car on the front lawn?

Butt-head: Yeah, that guy’s cool.

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01. Ramones – “I Wanna Be Sedated”

Beavis and Butt-head: