05. Alice in Chains – “Man in the Box”
Butt-head: Whoa, his eyes are sewn shut.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! He must have seen something so horrible, like, his eyeballs melted.
Butt-head: Maybe he saw that Winger video.
04. Metallica – “One”
Butt-head: Lars is cool.
Beavis: Isn’t he that dude on The Addams Family?
Butt-head: You’re thinking of Lurch, dumbass! Lars could kick Lurch’s butt.
Beavis: Yeah. He could kick Cousin Itt’s butt, too.
Butt-head: Does Cousin Itt have a butt?
Beavis: Yeah. [jabbers like Cousin Itt]
Butt-head: [imitating Lurch] Uhhh, you rang, Mrs. Addams, uhhh?
Beavis: Heh heh, that was pretty funny, Butt-head.
03. AC/DC – “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”
Butt-head: Dirty deeds are cool. Hey, Beavis. Have you ever done a dirty deed?
Beavis: Yeah. I spanked my monkey one time.
02. Motörhead – “No Voices in the Sky”
Butt-head: You know who Lemmy looks like? He looks like that dude down the street that’s always working on his car.
Beavis: The guy who parks his car on the front lawn?
Butt-head: Yeah, that guy’s cool.
01. Ramones – “I Wanna Be Sedated”
Beavis and Butt-head: