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You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a porn star

on December 17, 2019, 1:25pm

For his upcoming role in Marvel’s The Eternals, Kumail Nanjiani worked with multiple trainers and nutritionists to achieve a body fit for a superhero suit. On Monday, the comedian/actor revealed his chiseled new physique, joking, “I never thought I’d be one of those people who would post a thirsty shirtless… You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

Turns out Kumail’s also lived long enough to see himself become a porn star, because on Tuesday, Pornhub made him the new face of its “Muscular Men” section.

Needless to say, this guy fucks.

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I never thought I’d be one of those people who would post a thirsty shirtless, but I’ve worked way too hard for way too long so here we are. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I found out a year ago I was going to be in Marvel’s Eternals and decided I wanted to transform how I looked. I would not have been able to do this if I didn’t have a full year with the best trainers and nutritionists paid for by the biggest studio in the world. I’m glad I look like this, but I also understand why I never did before. It would have been impossible without these resources and time. So big thanks to @grantrobertsfit who started working with me at the beginning of the year and made me understand true physical pain for months and months. Then, once we started shooting, a massive thanks to @davidhigginslondon and his team (@ellispartridge, @thebeardypt, @tomcheesemanfitness) for training me almost every day and making me strong, limber and injury free. I can almost touch my toes now. (And thank you for forcing me to do cheat meals David.) Matthews Street Catering for their delicious and healthy meals. And finally, the biggest thanks goes to @emilyvgordon for putting up with me complaining and talking about only working out and dieting for the last year. I promise I’ll be interesting again some day. #thirstyshirtless (Photo by @markupson.) (edit: I left off one very important person: @lancecallahan who trained me for 6 years and helped me build the foundation I could use to do this. Thank you!)

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