The white, American, guitar-based mainstream continues to find an edge on ballots

Dire Straits, The Moody Blues, and Sister Rosetta Tharpe round out the 2018 class.

Bon Jovi came in first — by a considerable margin.

Nina Simone, Depeche Mode, and Judas Priest are among the other finalists.

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You wanna rock?! Play this game, silly.

A pleasure to say the least.

“You let somebody move in with you, you make all these little compromises to smooth things along, and the next thing you know, you’re on some macrobiotic diet and you’re listening to Joni Mitchell.” -Kevin

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