A British tabloid claimed Gallagher grabbed Gwyther by the throat during an argument at a London nightclub.

Gallagher called the heartwarming moment “biblical behaviour.”

“I can’t be fucking singing while there’s a fish there, man.”

“I forgive you now let’s get the BIG O back together and stop fucking about.”

The latest in a string of Oasis B-sides that Liam’s been pulling out on his ongoing solo tour.

“Listen Up”, in particular, hadn’t been played live since 1996.

Rare performances of several Oasis songs prompted one fan to disrobe in excitement.

The 21-year-old is the result of a two-year relationship with fellow British musician Lisa Moorish.

Former frontmen of Oasis and The Verve will tour North America together in May.

Noel and Liam are alleged to have broken into Gladys Tomlinson’s Manchester home in 1989.

“She’s DARK,” he asserted during a tweetstorm this morning.

Former Oasis member replaced Ariana Grande last minute for the performance.