They had recorded their first proper demo the day before.

“You had better do what you are told. You’d better listen to the radio.”

A collection of the jaw-dropping second hits that knocked everyone out.

Annoyingly trendy toys also feature Arcade Fire, Kendrick, Black Flag, Aphex Twin, Prince, and even Crass logos.

Scuff up them Chucks and sport that beaten flannel because we’re taking you back to ’91.

Should Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, or Soundgarden wear the ultimate flannel crown?

Including a song that’s apparently about her vagina.

Our teenage angst was so loud that now we’re old and deaf

At the very least, it’s a fun way to escape the current ills of the world.

Celebrate the 70th birthday of the late Starman with his greatest and most enduring works.

The legendary comedian loves himself ’90s alt rock.

Update: Krist Novoselic responds, saying, “Maynard James Keenan is right…”