“I forgive you now let’s get the BIG O back together and stop fucking about.”

The latest in a string of Oasis B-sides that Liam’s been pulling out on his ongoing solo tour.

Taken from the band’s most recent album, Who Built the Moon?”

Noel and Liam are alleged to have broken into Gladys Tomlinson’s Manchester home in 1989.

“She’s DARK,” he asserted during a tweetstorm this morning.

“It was Christmas and mom was always going, ‘calm down.” And I had a couple of drinks and I put it out there.”

Kudos to the sound technicians for allowing her instrumentation to be heard.

The brothers truce has, not surprisingly, come to an end.

The elder Gallagher sibling’s latest record sacrifices its identity in hopes of discovering a new one along the way.

“Well, if Axl Rose or Slash or any of those guys were as good as me, they wouldn’t fuckin’ be in Guns N’ Roses.”

“It’s all good – season of goodwill and all that, you know?”

Whether it was a cheeky move from the rock star troll or a complete accident, it’s funny as hell.