Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Be prepared for plenty of scoffing and endless frustration.

Let’s play Devil’s advocate for a moment.

Peter Gabriel, KISS, and Hall & Oates, too.

Plus, N.W.A., Chic, Cat Stevens, and KISS.

But no N.W.A., Kraftwerk, Joan Jett, or Deep Purple.

It’s been a fast, wild year.

Museum suffers wind and water damage.

Rush, Randy Newman, and Donna Summer also up for induction.

Plus, The Roots’ tribute to the Beastie Boys.

Consequently, the group will not be performing.

“We are sorry Axl will not be able to accept his induction in person.”

Hall of Fame “doesn’t appear to be somewhere I’m actually wanted or respected..”