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Articles by Justin Gerber
Come visit Camp Crystal Lake for one bloody, messy, and unforgiving dissection.
Warning: These compositions may cause severe nightmares.
A sloppy guide to America’s sloppiest outfit.
A singular journey through battlefields, into haunted hotels, and across the universe.
It’s time to give in to temptation, await the perfect kiss, and read our perfect list.
One of Hollywood’s greatest living legends heads back to space.
All homers, no whiffs to get you ready for Opening Day.
A collection of forgotten gems in Rivers Cuomo’s never-ending catalogue.
Ten albums and three decades of melancholy and infinite sadness.
A film for every major war involving the United States.
Fact: He’s a nut, but not just a nut.