“I’m pretty sure I’m still the only president to listen to Jay Z’s music in the Oval Office.”

Two new fresh cuts premiering on the latest installment of blonded RADIO.

The Barack Obama Presidential Center will be a multi-building campus featuring classrooms, public performance spaces, food trucks, and a basketball court.

Other guest curators include Jennifer Hudson, Nick Offerman, and Dan Aykroyd.

Music mogul David Geffen hosted the former president and first lady aboard his $300-million ship in French Polynesia.

The former vice president “sat there for an hour and laughed” after finding out about said memes.

The former first couple spent the afternoon with U2’s frontman.

The pair also talk violence in Chicago, Chance’s 3 hat, and more, all over some fried chicken wings.

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“Like him or not he is the president,” says frontman Tom Araya, sounding not very metal at all.

Southside with You is nice, but we prefer our movie presidents loud, crass, and full of sass.