The woman who actually fucked Donald Trump appeared at Camp Flog Gnaw.
Trump says the winners of the viral rap challenge will perform at the White House.
Attendees were served a Styrofoam plate of cold pancakes, bacon, sausage, and grits.
The Ellen DeGeneres Show is responsible for the hilarious segment.
He did, however, confirm he’ll be in next year’s Ghostbusters sequel.
Remarkably, a number of people actually responded with advice on how to land the Fleetwood Mac singer.
The actor’s car ride singalong was met with angsty backlash.
The Kings have been among the NHL’s worst teams ever since Swift’s banner was raised.
“Instead of cocaine… hook me up with a really good amateur recorder group.”
“We strive to create a family atmosphere at Kansas and fell short of that this evening.”
When did Nickelback become the scourge of the Republican party?
The Canadian rockers filed a copyright infringement notice against the president over a the unauthorized use of their “Photograph” video.