Jeff Wadlow’s remake of the ’70s television series is a plodding disaster.
Henry James gets spooky, Michael Myers returns, and Edgar Wright turns to the dark side.
Wonder Woman’s in the ’80s, Spike Lee’s in Vietnam, and the Ghostbusters are in Oklahoma? Wild times.
The reboot of the 1970s TV series, directed by Jeff Wadlow, arrives next February.
We dare you not to see this movie.