Coming from director Paul Down Colaizzo and screenwriter Ian Edelman.
Shkreli petitioned the court for an early release from prison, saying he had discovered a vaccine for COVID-19.
He has four years left in his jail sentence.
A three-panel judge also reaffirmed the forfeiture of Shkreli’s assets, including his copy of Wu-Tang’s Once Upon a Time in Shaolin.
The convicted criminal is being investigated for running his company from prison using a contraband phone.
The disgraced pharmaceutical CEO will spend the next seven years in a federal prison in New Jersey.
“When [Shkreli] put it on eBay, the first thing I did was call my lawyer, and I was like, ‘Yo, let’s go.'”
Hilariously, the fate of the albums indirectly falls under the purview of dopey Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
The disgraced pharmaceutical CEO, who infamously purchased the one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang-Clan album, was found guilty of security fraud.
Federal judges are forcing Shkreli to cough up his $7.36 million in assets, which includes Once Upon a Time in Shaolin.
Convicted felon/pharmadouche could be forced to forfeit $7.3 million in cash and assets.
RZA, Ghostface Killah, Cappadonna, and Steven Latorre repped the Wu’s new album.