The gruesome, darkly funny comic book adaptations are about to get some new chapters.
Matthew Vaughn’s spy sequel is too long, too self-aware, and way too messy.
Eggsy and the Kingsmen head to America to blow stuff up with the Statesmen.
Taron Egerton’s British spy will encounter Julianne Moore, Elton John, and cowboy Channing Tatum in the sequel.
The Dude abides alongside Channing Tatum, Halle Berry, Julianne Moore, and Sir Elton John.
There’s even talk of Sir Elton John climbing aboard.
You could, or could not, choose to accept this mission.